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It's more annoying that Michu and Oscar doesn't just have "Cuesta" and "Emboaba" on thier back. Worst offender in my opinion is Chicharito, but that's probably down to my somewhat irrational hate for the guy. The whole first name/nick name scheme should be outlawed.

This is killing me.....Dion Dublin, Chris Sutton? NO! 2/3, wnb!

Does the player actually have to have played a match for the team, or is it enough that they have been contracted to three of the clubs? Edit: I.e Steve Sidwell. Played competitive matches for Chelsea and Aston Villa. Pretty sure he came from Arsenals academy.

Can the player have played for any of the ever present teams or Man Utd/Chelsea before the PL era began?

think Nut has misunderstood this completely. If the player has never played for either Man utd or Chelsea, they won't count. Anyway, my guess is Andrei Kanchelskis (sp?) - Man Utd, Everton and a vague hope that he played for someone else in the Pl as well.

How is the income tax in UK compared to France? Could it be that we offered him a lower gross salary that still would have left him with the same or higher net salary?

lol

Ian Interpolic http://cdn.animals-zone.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/small-dogs-big-dogs-19.jpg

Was ruined by injuries, non?

It's the fucking tongue man. He looks so smug and sleezy. In my mind he slaps some girl on the ass after making that comment, and strolls back into the wilderness. You can hear that rough, smug laughter fade slowly away as he dissapears.

Anyone feeling a bit like this today? www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9-kM-guQtk‎

Would be devestating

No way man. Torres was absolutely dynamite. Vidic was seen as the best defender in England for a few years and Torres destroyed him every time. I hated playing against the wee fucker.

You mean Meowth Ashley?

Enlighten me which midfielders you're talking about. Count me in. Preferably if you could go a bit outside of the box and count out Speed and Lee. Is this a joke? Batty, Pedro, Speed, Hamann, Lee, Dyer and Parker were all more effective PL players. Besides that fact it´s over 15 years since Pedro and Batty played for us, I would find it very hard to agree that Cabaye is not fit to lick Hamann, Dyer and Parkers underpants Moving on then. Over 15 years since Pedro and Batty? In your little world, perhaps. Pedro left in 97/98, Batty a year later. Pedro left in august 97 which is exactly 16 years ago, no? Batty left december 98, so still a few months until the 15 year mark, I'll give you that. Time flies Ron!

Well yeah, not disputing that. They were all brilliant players (bar perhaps Parker, but that might be because he was not used correctly).

Enlighten me which midfielders you're talking about. Count me in. Preferably if you could go a bit outside of the box and count out Speed and Lee. Is this a joke? Batty, Pedro, Speed, Hamann, Lee, Dyer and Parker were all more effective PL players. Besides that fact it´s over 15 years since Pedro and Batty played for us, I would find it very hard to agree that Cabaye is not fit to lick Hamann, Dyer and Parkers underpants Moving on then.

Enlighten me which midfielders you're talking about. Count me in. Preferably if you could go a bit outside of the box and count out Speed and Lee.

Did more good than bad.

He was awful today and against City. Service or no service. Good at one thing and one thing only. When we are unable to utilise that one quality, it's better to not use him at all.

How many modern day milestones has he beaten/overseen now? Biggest home loss in 86(?) years Biggest opening day loss in 20(?) years Most shots without any shots on target in 8 years Any more?

It's almost as I can agere with Pardew subbing cisse instead of Shola. Cisse was just dogshit awful. Worse than Shola without a doubt. Would personally have subbed Shola myself, but at least i can somewhat understand why he did it. If Anita didn't manage to take Tiotes spot today, we need to execute Pardew. Shit game over all. Not looking forward to our next.

Not the train wreck I was expecting, but gaaaaaaaah

Gaaaah

Pretty young that compared to the rest of the team. They are becoming the new Bolton.