Never mind Folan , can anyone find out if a rumour going around over here in Hawai is true ? On monday a young lad called Jeremiah Jockstrap age 8 3/4 from the Moon , went over for a pre arranged trial , trained with the U 5S , made such an impression that he went straight on the plane home , got arrested and was duly offered a professional contract . Nothing too extraordinary there , except he had a dose of the clap and was only about 2% fit !!!!!!