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Still retained the ball, mind.

Contender? Gotta be nailed on and a contender for goal of the season, surely? It was absolutely outrageous Maybe I'm over-egging it due to the sheer surprise but it was a proper worldie.

I think we've missed him, too.

I just feel like he tends to favour putting his laces through the ball instantly and on almost every occasion. I think as our standards and expectations increase and we're able to get picky about criticising the minor things, it might become a minor annoyance when our desire is to control more of the ball but for now it's nowt.

But for his insta-punt kicking he's been pretty perfect for us so far.

I believe it was an Ian Watkins enforced name change

If you are basing the season solely off the final league placement with absolutely no context whatsoever, then yes, he did a great job that season.

He has a few areas to work on, but he really could become elite if he does continue to apply himself; at his best, he's pretty unplayable. One of my favourite traits/strengths of his is how he is so strong and able to hook the ball into space even when under pressure, he does it a lot. He needs to work on the consistency of his short passing, and obviously his finishing needs improving too but he isn't far off having all the tools needed to reach the top. Also, on viewing that video, I have to say it, but I think we miss Shelvey.

Murphy in particular was worse than non existent yesterday in that he actively negatively contributed to the team. He had a couple of good opportunities to work a chance and each time he conceded possession in absolutely pathetic, submissive fashion.

Klopp seems a bit of a cunt when things aren't going his way, doesn't he I'm used to only ever seeing him grinning away, chilled out, as his side beats us without breaking a sweat.

Really enjoyable that. What a fantastic, assured finish from Isak and an all round tireless performance. He has that leggy reach that Joelinton has that sees him get to a lot of things you wouldn't expect him to. Causing their defenders all sorts of problems with the press. I would be very surprised if Liverpool don't find a minute or two in the second half that turns things in their favour, but we're just a difficult team to beat now even under-strengthed.

Given the injuries we already have, would Pulisic be a wise signing given his record? I'd be very happy with him, but there's some risk associated.

We're going to "need" players for several seasons to get to where we want to be. We all know where our weaknesses lie but it's quite an unrealistic ask to expect them to all be addressed in one window, particularly since our desire seems to be to only bring in players that improves the first 11. Hopefully we do bring in some more (and I think we'll bring in at least one more), but whatever we have come the closure of the window gives us the tools to start the journey towards our targets.

Win at home and draw away and we're on track (with Liverpool and Man City exceptions). We didn't look great but we didn't lose which is important for momentum.

Probably felt that power was the better option over placement.

The two points you've highlighted aren't minor risks, mind; there's every chance that either of those scenario's come to fruition.

I was just making a Simpsons reference based largely on FA.

He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk

It's a bit of a double edged sword whichever way your preference lies really, if it's a case of one or the other. Both options result in a detrimental impact to our other key players. Based on the treatment that Bruno received against Brighton, you'd expect it's going to become a recurring theme, and therefore signing another quality midfielder is arguably critical to Bruno's season. And conversely, the same applies to ASM if we don't buy another winger. My preference, if it is strictly one or the other would be a CM because I think Almiron offers more to the team in RW than Willock does in CM. Ideally, we want to be in a place whereby the opposition simply cannot afford to double up on our players for risk of freeing up another equality dangerous player.

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Yeah that was an entertaining watch.

How many subs can be used in this cup?

It's borderline not worth bringing any player who's position we seriously depend on currently unless we absolutely have to. Maybe 70th minute onwards if we're still not winning.

I can't really offer anything that hasn't already been said; the usual suspects are poor and the gulf in quality between our starting players and our backup players has been all too evident. Mind, Murphy has actually outdone himself with a particularly wretched performance - he has literally no quality whatsoever

That's definitely a "smash glass in case of emergency" bench.