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Not logical for Fulham, but hope you're right.

Very happy with this like, along with Elanga will really add a sureness of touch and ability to carry the ball into dangerous areas that sometimes breaks down with players who have less technical ability.

You haven't watched a Newcastle game in 10 years?

They don't have Rashford and Acensio anymore, even Bailey seems on the block to be sold. Hard game because we're not in a groove and don't have a striker, but nothing we should get battered in.

Basically it’s happening but not confirmed yet, so every journo has to find an angle to look better than the last chump.

Haven't seen him play in Saudi but I'd be surprised if a PL team is after him.

I mean, he will be getting a pay rise but sometimes players just want a move. He's not Emery's first choice, we are in the CL, we're a class club, we're managed by Eddie Howe. Plenty of reasons to come here.

I’m not ready for the season to start at all, can’t be bothered. Might be a different feeling once the window is closed and we know what the squad is.

Actually on the headline he says 'Ramsey arrives' but says in the video there's a bit more work to do. Fully expects it to happen though, he's just trying to look better than other tweeters by holding back on saying it's done.

Downie's new video thumbnail suggests Ramsey is here? I'm not watching it though.

Erm, according to the transfer guru of gurus he ONLY WANTS Newcastle.

I was expecting a first team RW and a CB who’s ready to step in soon. And a replacement for Wilson Everything else I expected to be squad boosting. TBH I was very surprised when we went for all the big name strikers but I guess we can assume they were Isak replacements or at least replacements for when he leaves next summer.

I thought he had decided not to sign a new contract? Could be wrong, could be wrong. Playing time, sure, if he was first choice I guess none of this would be happening, but that’s kind of obvious.

Live a little, get them both.

Murphy’s output from last season is almost impossible to better TBH, but you have to assume he wouldn’t repeat it again. And we have more games.

Weird that Bailey didn’t really make it here, looked unplayable in moments.

Nobody said it was a statement when we signed Botman, Bruno or Tonali and others, and they’re all absolutely mint. We shouldn’t be caring about statements. Also our biggest weakness was how shit our squad was. Before the traitor struck obviously.

I honestly care very little about the timing of signings in general, just get them in whenever it's possible to get them in. And blame Isak.

I guess they gambled quite a lot of money on that entire new attack that the loaned last season, and still missed out on CL.

Yeah, I've never been bothered to research it but it checks out. Also doesn't feel like that has changed much, if at all, since he arrived. Which is quite interesting in itself given Eddie usually transforms every player into a beast.

And other traits

They sound like families from Game of Thrones.

TBF that has been reported as if it's linked to the current situation.

This is very amateur assessment, but maybe he gets a bit battered by the physical and explosive nature of the game. I don't know, but for some reason he's usually finished about 55-60 mins. Maybe he mentally runs out of the will to chase around as well, since he doesn't always get enough of the ball.

I still think our season is going to depend on bringing Isak back into the fold if we only sign Wissa. We don't really have much choice since we can't sign an expensive elite CF without selling him (and we can't get one to join us) but I still think Wissa alone would be fairly challenging. Not to put down Wissa though, he's a great signing.