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I’m not sure, probably about 3 seasons is roughly right but it’s not because he’s African.

I don’t think it’s logic mate

I hope not but maybe. Depends on the systems we’re planning on using I guess. The Pedro pursuit has confused me a bit. Simplest option is that Wissa is being signed as a CF and nothing else needs to change.

Just a bit disappointing for us given we've just emerged from 15 years of purgatory. And we only wanted a club that tries.

You could always call the Ceefax transfer rumours hotline if you really needed a hit of news.

Shows what I know about taking pens.

Think more likely to play wide.

You mean Enzo? Isn't he key to Chelsea?

I've travelled back to yesterday.

I definitely do not want it to exist

They’re both great signings. Not as exciting as Ekitike maybe but I really was never expecting a player of that level to come in while we still have Isak.

Don’t know why he says ‘approach them again’ when we’re clearly just negotiating a deal. Swear these people still think the fax machine is the main transfer communication channel.

Last summer came too early for Mitchell to do anything, this year would’ve been the one. Guess we’ll never know why he left or was booted, either a change in strategy or he just wasn’t as good as they expected. Dunno. I don’t believe Howe would’ve demanded or forced him out. Expect we need someone in his role though.

After 55 minutes in every game for example.

He’s coming to toon man, there’s no need for these jokes at the end of every player post

Basically guaranteed that she can’t open her body and hit it to the right I think, making it pretty predictable.

Chelsea signing everyone is better than other clubs getting them… they can only take one league position max

They’re better than almost all the squad options we have now like.

I think the fact we have Isak (fingers crossed) is also a key factor. We need a rotation option and for me Wissa is excellent for that bracket.

Loans with obligation are really just a way to spread the cost I think. You’ll always buy them at the end.

Why does he care, as long he gets his money?

You couldn’t really have a cartel when there were no spending restrictions, surely. Any rich owner could come in and buy success. Blackburn for example.

Problem is here the shit owners vote for the cartel to win so they can continue to stay in the PL as cheaply as possible. They don’t want to progress.

I personally rate Darwin pretty highly but he’s got a lot to prove. But Wissa is up there.

Think people sometimes don’t realise how expensive any footballer is now.