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Unless you're attending your first-born child's bah mitzvah then you need to stay at home young man.

Yeah, I mean we all agree that we hope that our game is not interesting in any way.

I was thinking, probably not something he wants advertised, should be spending more time on the pitch

I guess Ange is out the door even if Spurs win, so no need for us to wish for that.

Did they have 'don't care' as an option?

Tempted by that myself, it’s a good one.

Nice one, obvs the percentage chance doesn't really make sense since the different outcomes have different chances of happening. But nice to see them laid out. Particularly nice to see the amount of scenarios where we can draw and still make it to CL.

Yeah I dunno, but interesting because we were apparently very close to signing him before Man City came in. To be high on the list of both clubs suggests he has something.

Interesting Pep said he wants a smaller squad and Khusanov/McAtee didn't make the squad this week. Maybe just a meaningless Pep rant I guess.

We're elite - tell us something we don't know.

The great thing is we won’t know any of the other results because you can’t get a signal in SJP.

We really need to start banning people for that.

Man City were always getting in lads.

Pretty sure he's just rehashing rumours from the past.

Half time resignation from Ange would be box office.

Please do.

I'm saving this opinion for the navy/green/orange one that's coming up. Absolutely no reason at all to remake that.

I would definitely keep Amorim now. They do seem like they’re trying and he needs to be given a chance to sort out the personnel. Of course just judging on points he would be sacked. But then you’d be starting from scratch yet again. They stayed up, that’s something.

There’s definitely some residual dislike towards Gordon that comes back to the surface and leads to a lack of patience, IMO. Same reason the signing itself was underrated. He is playing well below his best at the moment though.

I think that's a decent shirt apart from the Wonga.

Preach brother.

Missed that chance just because he doesn’t want to kick with his right foot.

Fun

Man U have plenty of good players like, and/or ones that can do well in the right environment. I think next season will be very interesting with them.

We need something to do until Sunday.