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I mean, I normally spend at least half an hour to 45 mins on general sale anyway, so going to SJP and being front of the queue is probably quicker.

I’m sorry?

Yeah of course, if you can.

Yeah, the ballot is just a bonus for me, the real work is in general sale queuing and constant site refreshing after. If you don’t work at a computer I don’t know what you do.

Can they afford to carry Zirkzee and Hojlund as well as sign Cunha and Delap?

It’s hardly his fault that people want to hire him Would be very enlightened to turn down the jobs I guess, but who knows who they might hire instead.

Best ChatGPT could do, sorry graphic designers everywhere.

Time to produce a massive Return of the King surfer flag by Saturday?

Well not sadly in this case

He's a football journo plus he relies heavily on twitter, therefore he should be despised.

Oh shit, I thought it was just rumoured Banging news, howay the boss.

Think that's a Twitter rumour.

Someone may have noticed if he’d gone to training.

I assume if the PL couldn't deduct points then everyone would just go crazy and pay whatever fine they want.

I assume the short answer is fiddling the books.

Last 5 seasons have been 62, 66, 69, 67, 66 points to finish 5th. So quite variable but would be unlucky to need more than 66 points. So 2 more wins and a draw? Definitely 3 more wins should do it. Not sure if this season is likely to need an unusually high points total.

I’ve said before that if we have VAR it should be about correcting the referee and someone with a better view making the final decision. This connection between the ref making an error and VAR advising him is just the worst of both worlds.

Maybe they're just talking about their finances in general as a company.

God knows why you would sign up to that just to get Sancho on loan, when you already have a massive squad.

I guess it’s how it’s applied. Automated offside can rule out goals in an annoying way, but at least it’s applying the actual rules and doesn’t depend so much on subjective judgement. I’d say it’s the lesser VAR evil, if we have to have VAR at all.

Yeah that happens all the time, an offside not given which then results in play continuing in whatever way. I'm not sure if the offside rule was only intended to be used in the event of a goal, or if that's an unintended consequence of the way it works with VAR now.

Presumably neither do we.

VAR has actually made diving worse, because now you don’t need to get a pen from the referee in real time. You can just engineer a tiny bit of contact that can be seen on a replay. It’s completely the opposite of what it should be for.

Doku is not one of their worst players.