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I've only just realised Luke Moore is on the pitch.

Laursen is god like. We're still not very good though. Mellberg looks dodgy at RB, Knight is rubbish, and NRC gives the ball away far too much Ashley Young reminds me of Tony Morley, though, which is nice.

I agree. If we had more than one full back of any description at the club, I think we could have a decent season. We haven't, though. That Maloney goal v Fulham has been the foundation to your start imo. We're genuinely not very good, we're the epitome of 8th or 9th place. The thing is, though, so are lots of teams at the moment. Funny start to the season thus far.

Here we go, Defoe is absolutely bound to score. Players we are linked with but don't sign ALWAYS score against us. ALWAYS. Like Milner last season.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least.

I agree. If we had more than one full back of any description at the club, I think we could have a decent season. We haven't, though.

It's more amusing for the rest of us if they focus on Spurs though. I understand that. Poor BMJ. He is so toast.

Will Setanta actually mention Villa at all at half time?

Drugs and whores? I would.

Friend of mine has £5 at 40/1 on Spurs 1 - Villa 3 and £5 on Agbonlahor to score in both halves. And she's a girl who knows nothing about football.

Spurs look good coming forward, dangerous even, but at the back, jesus, where to start?

Carson has been awesome this season, mind. Although he does look a bit like a thin Chris Moyles.

Villa fans singing "happy birthday" *snigger* this is a nailed-on draw now, mind. Oh, and there's "you're getting sacked in the morning"

Fucking get in!

How pathetic are the Spurs fans? When we had our European Cup winning team at our place against Sheff Utd last year, the atmosphere was absolutely fucking electric the whole match. This place has been like a morgue since 5 minutes in. What is wrong with them, FFS? I know they're in the shit, but really, you get all your great players paraded on the pitch before kick off, then you shut up, sit back and start grumbling.

Fucking hell, Laursinho is lethal!

They'll still win.

Ha ha ha, Robinson.

Our "performance" against Leicester last week was the worst I've seen from us in a very long time. This ref is going to send one of our players off before the night is out.

Blimey. Didn't take long for the atmosphere to go flat, did it?

still up for that Agbonlahor-Milner swap? Depends which Agbonlahor I'd be swapping. The one who fished that ball out of the air after a 70 yard punt and scored, or the one who alternates between loping around doing nothing on the wing and running around like a headless chicken.

Only scrap of hope is that Gabby is playing in position for a change.

We can't score at the moment, and why the fuck he has let Cahill go on loan and picks that twat Knight every week I know not.

That bloke doing the PA at the ground sounds like Charlie Slater off of Eastenders.

We're going to lose this game. Incidentally, I think it took Setanta about 45 minutes to actually mention Villa. Just had a text from my mate. Most of the official coaches are currently sat on the M25 thanks to that accident.