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Fucking Lampard doing the tour of the VIP area like he's expecting to receive a cup.

It's the away end, Burnley have only sold out the lower tier.

Remarkable, Lampard having it large, utterly oblivious to the circumstances.

Mings with a miracle stop to stop Burnley scoring.

Nick Pope is playing a blinder.

Have a piece of that, you BNP loving cunts.

Lampard is such a fucking imposter.

Do Everton have any celebrity fans these days? Back in the day I remember Ed 'Stewpot' Stewart. These days, though...

When you're in the situation Everton are in, you need to be able to turn to subs with big hearts like Delle Ali.

Surely you're not really interested in him? He's shit.

Our game is going to finish 0-1. Burnley will now park the bus and create exactly the scenario in which we traditionally have no idea what to do, beyond play nice passes around the halfway line.

Match sold out. Burnley only sold 1700 of 3200.

We look totally unbothered tbh,

Everton LOL

Callum Chambers for us, on a free, what a signing he's been. Good all-round footballer. Scored a potential goal of the season for us and also weighed in with one of the best passes I've seen a Villa player play in years.

Really? Burnley going down is the boring end-result. Leeds or Everton going would be much funnier.

Richarlison alone carries as much unlikeability as you'd find in an entire team for most clubs.

Ashley Barnes is such a dirty cunt. He also looks like a 52 year old coal miner.

Ha ha ha, that is brilliant.

*something about a Trapp denying the huns*

To be fair, it is nervewracking

Fucking hell, Steven Davis is playing, I just realised. Fond memories of him with us. He must be 62 by now. Zero noise coming from the fabled Rangers fans, I notice.

Jordan Bowery. One of the very worst, depressing, desperate signings Villa ever made.

So desperate to get a tune out of Grealish they've added a bit of claret to the kit.