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There's scientifically ZERO way you won't win this match. Honestly, everyone beats us. If you fail to do so then, frankly, you absolutely deserve to get relegated.

I never, ever thought i could manage to enjoy a season in which we were relegated so much. Amazing stuff.

We are playing surprisingly well.

11. Honestly, don't fucking bother thinking you won't get three points. If you think otherwise, you genuinely have no idea what is going on at Villa at the moment. We're not even trying. We're 11 cunts who do not give a tenth of a single shit between themselves. If you can't beat us by at least two goals, you don't just deserve relegation, you belong in League One.

Imagine going through this, followed by 27 years of lies and smears. Disgusting.

Please expand on this. Genuinely interested. its spot on that statement btw. went to Hillsborough one time mid 80s, went on normal bus service- not supporters coaches, getting off at Sheffield we were put in police vans, and literally herded into a giant pen at the back of the leppings lane end, this was the morning btw maybe 10am, we had done nothing wrong. we were held there with no food no drink no toilets until the gate to the match were opened. sheff utd- 90 promotion game, stopped vans driving into Sheffield and escorted us all back to Durham, despite having tickets and no offence had been commited, other than maybe shouldn't carry people in vans. Was also at that spurs game- 87,got separated from my dad, I watched the game from the top of a fence as there was no room on the terracing. South Yorkshire Police were well known for being absolute cunts in the 80s. I can remember trips to Bramall Lane where they'd basically barge into people going into the ground, just looking for a reason to get it to kick off. They were truly despicable bastards, police of the type you'd expect to find in a totalitarian state* * which is PRECISELY what Thatcher's Britain was, right kids?

Over the last few years, I've had more "fun" watching other teams than watching my own. For most of the last five years, for example, laughing at Liverpool has given me more pleasure than Villa. This season, Leicester have given me huge pleasure* It's a great story. I hope they win it. * although in fairness, suffering an anal prolapse live on television would have been more pleasurable than watching us this season.

Theres absolutely no way you won't beat us, none whatsoever So there's three guaranteed points.

Told you He's gone fucking mental.

Eight parties interested in buying us. Season ticket sales opened today. Quelle coincidence.

Inherited. Dad formed MBNA.

I couldn't agree more. What a disgrace. Just needed to show the bare minimum of aptitude to avoid getting relegated or sucked into the shit end of the table year after year, totally fail. All three have shit leadership that trickles down, too.

That gone rogue thing, I genuinely believe it, too. I think he's had some sort of mental epiphany and he's lost it. There's absolutely nothing he could do that would surprise me. Nothing.

That whole thing, really, I don't get it. It's all a bit 'big deal', surely? The time to get annoyed is when you go down and nobody bats an eyelid - like Albion or Sunderland, for example. Anyway, you've got the perfect chance to take the p*ss back coming up pretty soon. I fully expect you to take it and will be amazed if you don't. Schadenfreude, it is one of the building blocks of football, surely? Are Villa closing a full stand next season Brummie ? No, they're closing the upper of three tiers of the Trinity Road stand. Holds 3,500. We're absolutely embracing the descent into the championship and taking every opportunity to be small time. Lerner has fucking lost it. He's gone Kin Jong Un / Il on us. Properly, properly out of control. On SSN the other day it said that Lerner was in advanced negotiations to sell the club, any word on that down there? I reckon that bit was a total bullshit line from them to take our attention away from the meltdown going on. I've given up on them. It's all gone seriously wrong. We're not coming back until he goes. He's basically gone rogue.

That whole thing, really, I don't get it. It's all a bit 'big deal', surely? The time to get annoyed is when you go down and nobody bats an eyelid - like Albion or Sunderland, for example. Anyway, you've got the perfect chance to take the p*ss back coming up pretty soon. I fully expect you to take it and will be amazed if you don't. Schadenfreude, it is one of the building blocks of football, surely? Are Villa closing a full stand next season Brummie ? No, they're closing the upper of three tiers of the Trinity Road stand. Holds 3,500. We're absolutely embracing the descent into the championship and taking every opportunity to be small time. Lerner has fucking lost it. He's gone Kin Jong Un / Il on us. Properly, properly out of control.

You're basing that on: 1. Some Small Heath knuckledraggers swore at you. 2. Some Brummies annoyed you on holiday. 3. Someone shoulder barged you during a match. I'm from Birmingham, and I not only do not have a regional accent, I don't have a chip on my shoulder, either. Your post is a bit like people seeing that photo of the Newcastle fan twatting that horse and saying "Fuck me, Geordies, they're all insane, I saw one twat a horse once. Well, it was in the paper, like. They're all horsetwatters, honestly" Seriously, what rubbish. I was coming out of a Newcastle - Villa match at your place in the late 80s, there was a bit of trouble, and one of your fans stuck a house brick in my mate's sister's face from point blank range. Did I spend years blathering on about how Geordies brick girls? No, I didn't, because I realised it was about one fucking twat, and fucking twats are fucking twats, wherever they're from. And they're everywhere.

That whole thing, really, I don't get it. It's all a bit 'big deal', surely? The time to get annoyed is when you go down and nobody bats an eyelid - like Albion or Sunderland, for example. Anyway, you've got the perfect chance to take the piss back coming up pretty soon. I fully expect you to take it and will be amazed if you don't. Schadenfreude, it is one of the building blocks of football, surely?

Honestly, words fail me I genuinely think Lerner's on a mission to destroy us. He's gone fucking nuts. This is worse than getting relegated. What the fuck is going on at Villa, you're making us look like a well run club ffs Honestly, we make you look like Leicester or something, we're so badly run. I think he genuinely must be having some sort of breakdown. In the space of two weeks, he's appointed Mervyn King to the board - lest we forget, a former Governor of the Bank of England and a Villa fan for 55 years - and managed to fuck him off so royally, he's not only resigned, he's done so loudly and publicly. It's staggering. I half expect him to announce we're going to play next season in clogs or something.

Honestly, words fail me I genuinely think Lerner's on a mission to destroy us. He's gone fucking nuts. This is worse than getting relegated.

The bit Leicester understand that you and us don't is that it's not just about throwing money at it, it's about getting maximum value from it.

I see you're getting linked with the same dog shit, depressing list of possible candidates we are. I am pretty much beyond caring for us, with the exception that I don't want that fucking twat Pearson.

Ah, great. Tim Sherwood. *punches telly*

Miles better than us. They at least look organised/motivated. That's the difference. They look like they're trying. Exactly, a couple of minutes ago Leicster were breaking, and on the edge of the screen I saw 5 Sunderland players legging it back to get into position and stop the attack, you'd never get that with our team, and i'm guess Aston Villa's. Ours would be jogging around / adjusting their shin pads / tweeting photos of their new car / strangling kittens, the cunts.

Things like that Rodwell miss make me think Leicester are destined to win the league.

Miles better than us. They at least look organised/motivated. That's the difference. They look like they're trying.