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Jesus Christ, you can hear Haidara's scream on the replay. I want to shoot that cunt and the ref.

Nigel De Jong all over again. Fucking shit.

What's the worst fucking thing you can inflict on a human leg. Given our luck that's probably what it is.

Danny Simpson starting again next week. Fucking unbelievable.

Welcome to all the Benfica fans. While I would've preferred an easier draw, this is one of the good parts of being drawn against one of the big European sides. Just realized the last time I saw this was in 2006 against Fenerbache. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

How hard would it be to get a ticket for the finals? I'm sure me getting one off the club would be out of the question, but surely there are plenty of "neutral" tickets going around?

Would be good to get Basel. They have a Korean player so both ties would be on TV here.

It's called "Steven Taylor: Geordie Hero" mode. I love it.

Would be brilliant if he wins us a cup and becomes a legend forever within months of most of us having wanted him sacked.

How absolutely fucking shit would it be to go out in the quarters to Spurs or Chelsea

Nothing like a good old fashioned winner at the death to make you feel all awesome inside

I'm 100% confident that I'd hate his guts if I knew him in real life. But I don't, so lols.

Steven Taylor man, sure as fuck hope that he'll be good enough to stay in our team forever

Look at what Taylor did to Begovich after the goal

Knew he'd do it

This is a shit game but Taylor is still making me laugh

Obviously great managers will influence a game far more than their usual share, same for great players.

None of these people are actually compared to Beckham. It's just that your commentators are stereotyping simpletons.

Damn, hoped they'd keep it fun for longer.

Well done

Elliot is awesome

If only we had a French international centerback prepared to come on for our injured captain! Oh, wait...

Seriously man. Mother of God.

Dear Lord.