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For the best that he goes to a club we're not in direct competition with.

It's inevitable, might as well get it over with. Not that this isn't a huge blow, but it was going to happen one way or the other. Rather it happened now when we have time to figure out alternatives.

Think it's pretty similar to the Cisse situation in terms of our hardball policy. Won't take our first bid? We'll be back after you see how you like four months of having an unhappy player on your books.

Remember Derek, don't forget to add a release clause

The Butcher guy is still playing journalist? This is fake, by the way

Good news. Barely remember how to process good news.

Pardew learning from his mistakes and become a better manager is honestly far more likely than the board appointing a new manager that anyone on here will like. He has my support until I'm convinced otherwise.

Who replaces him champ? Martinez, Laudrup, Jol, Hughton, a foreign coach who plays good football. Maybe even try for Moyes if you promise him some money to spend (daft suggestion i know). Mike Ashley has never hired a manager who hasn't been either unattached or promoted from within.

Made the decision to riskily chase the game when he could have settled for a point and it backfired spectacularly. That's generally not the kind of decision he makes. I think it had a lot to do with Old Trafford. Was probably feeling the same emotions we were. (i.e. FUCK THIS SHIT)

Like Southampton, Stoke, West Ham and Swansea? Going forward I mean. We've shown increased ability to attack, which was the problem when we lost to those. Let's see if that holds. Not as if we have much of a choice.

Let's see how we do against teams that we don't expect to lose horribly to.

This has gone from being merely aggravating to disasterous

Colo might as well just take up all the defending by himself. It wouldn't make much of a difference.

Okay, at least it's not an exact mirror of last week now.

The Newcastle version of the white flag Worked last time.

Unlucky as fuck

Right, all we need is a serious injury to somebody to top this all off.

Dear Danny, Just don't cross. It's not going to work. Ever.

Just take it short man, don't bother with the cross.

Seriously feel like just weeping

I want to quit life. Seriously. These two matches are the worst footballing experience I've had ever.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Consecutive 4-3 losses at OT and Emirates within the space of four days would be... I don't even...

They're going to score the winner now. It's not even a question.