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Don't trivialize it just because your country is bad at it

Meh, we could've got the penalties and we probably still would have lost. Tactically we got everything right and Brazil got everything wrong but their attack is just so good they couldn't lose if they tried. Oscar is just flat-out ridiculous. Our dodgy keeper didn't help either. We didn't necessarily "run out of steam" as much as we just gave up after the second goal. The manager recognized that we were looking at a bronze medal match against Japan in three days and decided to make that a priority over pushing the lads towards a more gallant defeat.

A bronze medal game with Japan with military service exemption for an entire generation of our best players on the line. I am absolutely not looking forward to this

It's a fucking joke. He's terrible, but he's only here because our first choice keeper is allergic to penalty shootouts. Would've never played a minute of regular time if our proper keeper hadn't gone off injured.

Manager's given up. Taking off one of our best players in preparation for the bronze medal game. Fuck this shit, at least give it a try.

I love how your guy slipping over inadverdently becomes an amazing dummy.

Just too good for us.

This is the same story as the first half. We can press the fuck out of them for maybe 20 minutes max. If we don't score within that window it's all over.

Come on Ki, time to be a legend

If Brazil persist in playing this at a snail's pace, we might actually get a goal here.

I'm not even bothered. We're against Brazil in a major tournament. Of course we're not going to be awarded a pen.

Fucking Mackem, should've scored one of those.

58% possession in the first half. Not that it matters

Ah well, at least we finished above Chelsea once.

Mancini in the stands. Korean commentators don't recognize him

Oscar is embarrassing the fuck out of us every time he has the ball.

We have a good one. This guy wasn't supposed to play. Blame Micah Richards.

Game over

Your probably just taking it slow because you realize we can't keep up this level of running for 90 minutes so you'll be able to hit us on the counter in the last half hour or so of the game. Which is what any smart manager should do against us really

Brazil attacks like they're playing a different game. We're stuck with our dodgy sub keeper. This won't end well.

He was very, very promising when he was back over here. Our national team coach mentioned once that he wasn't getting enough training hours at Sunderland. To be fair though, he didn't get a lot of playing time to prove himself either. Would love it if he moved to a club that's not embarassing.

Fuck, we've got no keepers if he's injured.

Maybe we should sign him

You're a self-respecting human being. Of course you want Korea to win.

How have we not scored