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Too bad this pile of shit are playing Arsenal next week.

Cabaye's passing man. Just absurd.

Palacios sexually assaulted Benny there

Cabaye and Ben Arfa are just trolling them now

Simpson

Calm down, Joffrey Spit out my drink at that

Jesus, knew I was dreaming. There's the proof.

I just fell of my chair and onto the ground there. Nearly weeping. We're so, so, so, so good. Newcastle aren't supposed to be this good. Something's wrong.

Oh God.. I'm.. so... happy... Jesus Christ.

Come on lads, time for some good 'ol fashioned annihilation.

Santon Ben Arfa :fwap::fwap::fwap::fwap::fwap::fwap::fwap: Cisse Cabaye

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's alright. We're just taking some time to warm up. We've got the quality.

Walters

Actually looks more like a 4-2-3-1 with Cabaye in the hole.

I expect a minimum of 10-0

Best 0-0 ever It's all on a plate for us now.

Howay, surely we're finishing above both these piles of shit

Nice shot robin!

It's a weird feeling watching a match wanting neither team to score and hoping for as many injuries as possible

Done and circulated on the Toon Army Korea website.

What the actual fuck

How about if you had to make a World XI which is balanced by continental federation roughly proportionately to World Cup berth? So roughly, 4 Europeans, 2 South Americans, 2 Asians, 2 Africans, and 1 North American. Just to make it more interesting, you're not allowed to use 2 players from the same country. This was the best I could come up with Howard(CONCAF) Lahm(UEFA) Thiago Silva(CONEMBOL) Vidic(UEFA) Nagatomo(AFC) Yaya Toure (CAF) Xavi(UEFA) JS Park(AFC) Ronaldo(UEFA) Ba(CAF) Messi(CONEMBOL)

Looks like I'm going to two of Birmingham, Blackpool, and Cardiff for the two playoff semi-final matches I'm going to watch in between Chelsea(A) and Man City(H). Hoping Cardiff go 4th. Would've made transit less difficult if Boro made it to the playoffs but doesn't look terribly likely. Arsenal v. Norwich sold out before going to general sale so I'm looking at watching one of the final round matches for League 1/2 on that day instead. May have the opportunity to see Sheffield Wednesday seal promotion at home, or watch Notts County/Stevenage get a playoff spot.

I was about to make a "well, at least this philosophy has allowed them to achieve results with limited resources" argument for Stoke. Then I remembered their summer transfers.