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Jonas moving up to midfield.. Surely he's going to slot one past his old buddy and give him the "Ne Malo" expression

He's going to explode on camera. I can't wait.

Please, just one goal past Enrique to make this perfect. I'll forfeit my Christmas gifts for a decade if that happens.

Bring on Ryan Taylor with our last sub. Have him shoot from everywhere.

Oh God, that cut there with Enrique moping in the keeper's kit. That's my new wallpaper.

Just shoot whenever you're past the halfway line. PLEASE score one past Enrique

JOSE IN GOAL YES PLEASE YES YES YES

I am fucking permanently ROFLMAO here BEST GAME EVER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reina Liverpool are a fucking shambles.

He's clearly crying while he's taking off his shirt down the tunnel there. Poor kid

Bye bye Andy

Someone is going to have to make a compilation of all the completely fucking ridiculous tackles Perch has made this game

Gosling does really tend to drift into the box a lot. Would be nice if he somehow became a new, improved version of Nolan.

Downing is coming on. I'm so terrified.

Shola is on. All is good.

Jesus Perch Crhist

I'm running out of legendary defenders to mash up Perch's name with.

Okay, that was offside

Jonas

Williamson, almost

Just straight swap Jonas for an actual defender. We're not even doing a lot of overlapping from the fullback positions so I don't understand why Jonas is playing there.

Perch

Kinda pointless but I wonder if Guthrie would celebrate a goal against Liverpool.

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