Willow

So much bed wetting in here

Howay ASM, light things up

Mhki is so poor, he'll be subbed soon

Think we've been decent enough, despite usual 1st game rust. Maxi coming on later would hopefully stretch them more

Dummett loves a slide tackle As do we

Close by Joey, good play

Gan ern Miggy, he'll go nuts if he scores

Howay lads

Wish he fell off that bike and ruined his apple

It's still absolutely hoying it down like

Newcastle manager Steve Bruce, speaking to Sky Sports: "You get to my age and you don't get excited very often. If you are born here, to get the opportunity to manage the club is something that is right up there. A highlight of a very long career. On Joelinton: "He is your typical big number nine with pace and power. Like all the new players, can you adapt? We hope so. He has all the attributes to be a big fan favourite." On the difficult situation at Newcastle: "Every manager, a result helps a situation. It has been a difficult summer but a result will go some way to putting that right and help."

When's Lejeune expected to be back? It's still a while off isn't it?

Just wait until 15 minutes before, anything to avoid Shola and Graeme

Their bench is nuts like, oh well Subs: Ceballos, Lacazette, Torreira, Pepe, Luiz, Martinez, Gabriel Martinelli

Get on the wing son

Won't stop raining all day, get Jonjer to thunder a few slippery daisy-cutters in

kick-off is at 14:00 though

But he always looks like a drowned beaver?!

Aaaaful weather like Hoping we'll nick this 2-1 but expecting it the other way around