Willow

Are you ill? We are not three down though you clown.

Jonjo has been poor, get Merino on

New owners in the crowd tonight then?

what a bizarre half

It's actually been quite funny to me, such a gulf in quality but when we go forward the crowd goes nuts

Think the refs done ok so far, letting things play out

Gary is such a drama-queen

rofl

parking the bus but our bus is the shittiest old banger, full of broken seats, a flat tire and it stinks of sick

a knar He's not a dirty player, he pulled out and it was at most a yellow. Calm doon Gazille

if we score, st james will set alight and implode

get it in the corner lads, work that timer down...

Man City versus hungover local non-league side

Fuck it, we're going Five! Gan ern, good luck to Joselu like

one too many megs

Can't recall a player I wanted to do well for us as much as Mitro but just didn't happen for him here. I still think he'll settle somewhere soon and do really well, I wish him well in January onwards.

Thickest fans in Europe

Very good

We need to gan absolutely radge as fuck on new players, the bonanza warchest needs to be the size of the titanic

jonjo off, nice one

We just look defeated in every sense, almost expecting relegation in the back of their minds

hoof to gayle, lose the ball, hoof to gayle, lose the ball, etc