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Jonas is good at holding onto the ball and in Martins and Lovenkrands we'll have a couple of mobile targets for him to aim at. he gets a lot of criticism on the forum but i noticed vs west brom that when jonas isn't playing we seem to have far less posession. it may have just been that game, but we had far less possession which i put down to jonas' ability to keep the ball and tackle back. just ignore mongs who diss wor jonas, he provides spark, determination and ball control for us. not many players can perform miracles when they're in the shit like we are..

Hes worth at least £10m to me, I love the guy

I think is going to be a right battle, I just hope we come out of it with a win! I'm going for 2-1 to us but I honestly feel like it has a draw written all over it... Raylor with a freekick goal and jonas with a tap-in

Hope he plays but like always, I won't hold my breath...

Beye is like a god in my eyes

He had it at 8am. ...and I admit I laughed at that joke, but I'm due in Hell anyway

I think with all these players brought together, it'd be a bit of a moral booster to the club. nostalgic smiles in the midst of all the gloom

haha jesus I don't think they should even train when its as bad as that - how long are the training sessions usually? I'm guessing this one would've been much shorter

quality jonas goal!

Is this all a nightmare? When do we wake up from all of this? its so surreal, it can't be true.......can it?

........is Jimmy Nail available?

Oh my fuckin christ tits. I literally just laugh whenever I see the next Toon headline, every one of them is hilarious........bryan fucking robson? Ah fuck it, as long as we survive this season, I won't care if carol malia is the manager as long as its only til the end of the season (and I get a peek under her skirt)

One thing to hope for. In addition he now has Calderwood, and I doubt JFK could withdraw fully from NUFC, he'll watch the highlights and pass on any advice on if needed. JFK: Allo *cough* .....is this Chris? Chris: Hiya Joe, happy about me running the team? JFK: You're a cunt.

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thread title needs adjusting methinks

worst. season. ever. get well joe. time to retire methinks!

Nile eats goals for breakfast..

Yep, same choice as me

Thats a great little article and very interesting to read up on his background, thanks for posting it

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Anyone think the guy should be offered a new contract? Hes been a fucking beast for us, especially considering all the crap we've been through. I want this guy here forever

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Legend http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/84682003.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19346E4C5E9CA073261B164A72D0F269EFDE30A760B0D811297

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could've had 2 or 3, excellent game and a flexible player with pace that gives us more options