NEEJ

THUMP! Unbelievable cross from Fernandez.

Really want Miggy to get that goal, man.

Thank god Steve abandoned his front-foot expansive game otherwise we might not be in this glorious position of setting new records.

From David Ornstein in The Athletic this morning. I reckon the Chronicle will get at least 5 pieces out of this. 'Ashley in Mexican stand off' 'Just who are the Orlegi Group' 'What exactly happened to Santiago Munez' 'The top 5 moments from Goal' 'Exclusive: The shocking age of Toon & Geordie star Matty Longstaff the year Goal came out'

You've got my vote Heza. I get why you've gone without a photo but I also think you should've put one up. I'd imagine you'll have enough support regardless but there'll be some weirdos who take umbrage at that.

You.

Compared to the Brighton match this has been scintillating stuff.

Strike!

https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=103129.msg7051861#msg7051861

Was probably exactly the same as the noise I just made. He can't half hit them.

Ey?

I mean, Duck Tape is definitely a (branded) thing. You'll be chief sports writer at the Ronny Gill in no time, Stiff. Keep on keeping on.

At least we don't have Eddie Howe though, the fucking fraud.

He's a fucking whopper. A scrotum-faced, thick as mince, bonafide whopper.

I'm the same. I genuinely don't think any owners can be as bad as this fat twat. He has destroyed our fan-base and has literally sucked the soul of NUFC. He isn't our worst owner flip. Fat Fred, Seymour. Mckeog & Westwood all worse.

The Geordies didn't like him because he was a cockney Geordie.

A taxi fare n'all.

Steve "1% in the attacking third" Bruce.

Have we even had a shot?

The defending on show (or complete lack of) is hilarious.

This could be an interesting half an hour. Bloody hell.

This is a mental argument, man. The only way he can go into that challenge any differently is if he jumps in like Hayden. Of course it would no longer be a red because they'd both be making a moronic tackle. Clearly not a mental argument. If Praet went in for the 50/50 it wouldn't be given as a red for either player. That is a fact. There's no way he should be expected to dive in because Hayden decided to be a div and try to 'do' him, like. I'd be absolutely seething if a Leicester player went in like that on one of ours. He's not tried to "do" him. He's went in hard to win a 50/50. Well we'll have to agree to disagree because I don't think it was ever going to be a '50/50' given that Hayden came steaming in like he did.

This is a mental argument, man. The only way he can go into that challenge any differently is if he jumps in like Hayden. Of course it would no longer be a red because they'd both be making a moronic tackle. Clearly not a mental argument. If Praet went in for the 50/50 it wouldn't be given as a red for either player. That is a fact. There's no way he should be expected to dive in because Hayden decided to be a div and try to 'do' him, like. I'd be absolutely seething if a Leicester player went in like that on one of ours.

This is a mental argument, man. The only way he can go into that challenge any differently is if he jumps in like Hayden. Of course it would no longer be a red because they'd both be making a moronic tackle.