NEEJ

There's normally a pre-season deal on, £13.99 or something. Thats what i thought, have i just missed it this year?

Meh, Sholas up front, 3-0 to shola.

One more thing, £40 for a seasons worth of nufc tv? Are they having a laugh?

So how good are this PSV side then? Theres only one name on that teamsheet i recognise.

A lad at work reckons another lad at work told him his mate is a taxi driver and picked up Mr Ben Arfa from the airport on Tuesday, dropping him off at a Gosforth hotel.

Those moaning about how 'negative' we're going to be this season and how theyd rather we went out and played free-flowing, attacking football are fucking morons. Number 1, the season hasnt started yet, therefore we've no idea how we'll actually play. 2, we played some decent stuff at home last year, so hopefully that will continue. And thirdly, a 1-0 win feels so much better than a loss, no matter how entertaining the game was.

The clear thing here is that as a nation were very poor at developing footballers. The whole system from grassroots upwards needs a complete overhaul.

Fuck advertising Brown Ale after the bastards jumped ship and left tyneside. Cunts

More @ http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8750168.stm/ bastard. Nearly shit meself when the vuvuzela kicked in!

Why is Joe Cole still on the bench? What was the fucking point it taking him? Rooney must be having the worst game of his life out there, shocking.

Why is SWP even at the world cup? Ridiculous substitution.

Playing Home Farm in the North Tyneside Youth Tournament, wouldve been under 14s i think. The game was nicely set and drawing, so extra time it was. On as a sub, the ball comes to me from our left back just past halfway. I cut infield with a defender on my arm, shrugged him of and rifled the best shot ive ever managed to this day from 30yards into the top corner. Cue mental celebrations and a final place. And loads of complimentary Irish people haha

Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Ball greedy big man, poor in the air, love trying needless tricks and flicks and occasionally score an absolute wondergoal. Then again its probably Shola

That post from the 'Puma rep' People taking it seriously Footer

Speaking of this cunt, did anyone read his comments on how the 39th prem match abroad is a must? Complete and utter shit.

I was kidding by the way.

So has there been any news on whether we'll be wearing the new puma kit tomorrow then?

Congratulations Chris, a job well done. Deserves all the praise he gets for this season.

Do you really think theyll be bothered that they have to sit on that coach for a few hours? Have you seen the thing? Its hardly the megabus. Its an absolute beast man.

Lightsabers

Pretty much a non-brainer this. The title.

Correct.

It'll never catch on

Nicky fucking Butt

gutierrez played like a man possessed for the last 30mins!