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Anyone actually seen the list in FFT yet? Deary me, Alan Smith and Leon Best in the top 50. jose, jonas or colo are nowhere to be seen, not even in the best of the rest section. Anybody who chooses Smith as the best player in this division deserves to be put down.

No. I hope the c*** retires because I dont hate any set of fans nearly enough for them to have to suffer his awful attempts at tackling and Beckham-esque switches of play. I like to blame him for our decline since he got here purely because he's so unlikable.

When are the goals normally shown on SSN roughly? Or have they already been on?

Unbelievable

Whoever was saying spurs are doing so well in this list because they command excellent transfer fees when they sell is wrong according to SSN. The list doesnt take into account revenue from player sales.

Feel sorry for Shawcross as well like, he looked in bits after that.

Get in there Leicester!

Ryan Taylor man. Jesus Christ.

She just gets excited about everything. Women should stick to commentating on women's football. It sounds even worse the more times you hear her.

Dominating centre-backs? He spends the majority of the game on the floor man. He was outfought all first half against Cov. That said, he was much better second half.

Hell of a ball in from Best for the goal, great header too from Carroll. Just seen the goals on BBC1. It sounds like i've had a lucky escape in terms of missing this one, it was painful just listening to a few minutes on the radio on the way to me match.

Well Newcastle United youve managed to knock all the optimism youd just built up inside me completely out of my system. Cunts.

I'm a Geordie. I can't understand how anyone who grew up here could support any other team.

Brilliant, attacking team performance tonight. It would be difficult to pick a man of the match as several were great. Nolan was actually involved! Carroll played very well, proved me wrong. Jonas and Routledge absolutely took the piss, fantastic stuff. That little showboat cross

Scored some cracking goals for Yeovil.

One size.

He was awful last night. Who does he think he is absolutely bollocking Jose for giving the ball away? Didnt see him apologising after his shocking role in their second.

1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE Woodgate 2) BEST MIDFIELDER Robert 3) BEST STRIKER Shearer 4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER Shearer 5) BEST MANAGER SBR 6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER Mr Owen 7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED... C Ronaldo instead of Viana? 8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO... Nobby the first time 9) BEST HOME GAME Manure 4-3 01/02 10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME Has to be Feyernood 11) WORST GAME Cant look past Villa away 12) BEST GOAL SCORED Robert's overhead backheel 13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED Duff's OG felt the worst 15) BEST HAIRCUT Collocini 16) WORST HAIRCUT Cordone 17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER Jonas 18) UGLIEST PLAYER Acuna 19) DIRTIEST PLAYER Alan Smith, those both feet off the floor tackles man, no need. 20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE Given Jose Beye Woodgate Bassong Robert Nobby Speed Dyer Shearer Bellamy 21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL Equally to less 22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE The way Sir Bobby was turfed out

Doesn't come close to Cacapa's against, amazingly, against Boro in 2007/08. That one was even more unnecessary, the ball was out of play!

Imagine if we had've gotten Arshavin when we were linked with him a few years back

Apparently we gave him the shove as he was asking for silly money. Greedy cunt.

This has been a problem for ages, at least 2seasons. Its ridiculous tbh

The referees a mackem.

Explain your recollection of these two tap ins please. I seem to remember two headers that beat the keeper with a defender on Shola on each.

Shola got his knob out?