NEEJ

Charles N'zogbia ur crazy haha, god tho... ill come back to see that lol

Forgot he was even playing, which can only be a good thing.

Wheres five minutes cone from like?

When did andy carroll learn to retain the ball? Jesus

If the stadium naming rights don't get sold, it's St James' Park, if they do it's still St James' Park. It will always be St James' Park.

Jesus

GET IN THERE YOU FAT FUCKER!!!!!!!!!

Ipswich haha

EDITEDD! tbh, you could say the same thing for the whole side, just nolans the fattest

Kevin nolan please just fuck off you useless waste of a massive amount of space. Cunt.

Anyone else just laughing their tits off in amazement? GET IN MAN!

Should be in HD, West Brom was i think.

Shay can fuck off tbh, wouldnt have harmed his career one bit to stay with us til the end of the season. Hope Man City win sweet FA whilst he's there.

This ref is shocking. Ginger cunt.

Is it Volz who used to ride a bike to training when he played for Fulham?

Anyone on here get caught in the rain just before the match? It was unreal, Ive never seen anything like it in me life. It was just like a huge wall of water, everyone was running for cover. Hilarious at the same time like, some pissed kid ran straight into a bollard:D. He took one right in the nads and ended up in a heap on the floor with one of his shoes off haha.

The Nintendo shirt

Why isnt this on the news bar at the bottom of the screen or on sky text?

David Beckham insisted on the shirt number 23 at Real Madrid on the basis that Shola was his idol.

Amen.

Kevin Nolan is possibly the most immobile footballer ive ever seen. Thought enrique was immense again and sholas strike was quality. Why oh why didnt i hoy a fiver on him first goal! How smith is captain when he cant control himself let alone others is beyond me. Great result, shaky performance.

Xisco or Nile Ranger to start. What a disaster that would be. Youre deluded if you think Hughton would have the balls to start Xisco or Ranger.

Here's a worrying thought. Where would we be if we hadnt given him a new contract and he'd left on a free? Nolan just behind Carroll? (shudders)

Brilliant! He has the best surname ever too

Honestly, what an absolute load of tripe. How's that a load of tripe like?