NEEJ

Did his second even go to VAR? My stream cut out.

Shite crack.

Klopp is a right fucking prick, like. Scruffy little cunt.

Played lad.

He's got this, man. He's earned the right to rotate and we should all be trusting enough to know that we'll still play the same way. It's already ingrained in the squad and will only get better from here on out. What a time to be alive (seriously).

They're either supremely confident he's going nowhere or they're setting themselves up for the mother of all falls.

Pope Trippier Lascelles (c) Burn Targett Fraser Longstaff Willock Joelinton Isak Almirón

If you're quick enough with Alexander it fits, like. Our support would have no bother accelerating those syllables.

Eezak good, Eezak good, Alexander Eezak good

Further proof that twitter is a cesspit.

Fucking geet up.

Just need the next three lines sorted now - Alexander Isak fits into the "oh-oh" chorus bit.

Sunny intervals and a gentle breeze?

Surely worth a gamble at £25m? You'd imagine we could make that back in a couple of years even if it doesn't quite work out for him here.

So, so glad it's no longer our fans he's winding up with nonsense like that.

Probably being processed in Bewwwwwwtle.

Had his own cereal as well, didn't he?

He seemed remarkably laid-back in his first interview, like. Almost robotic, not unlike Shearer was.

Just wait and see, man. It really feels like people are desperate to fear the worst, as if we're still under the oppression of Ashley and Bruce. We're a different animal now, I'm confident that regardless of who's out we'll put in a good account of ourselves. 5-0 Liverpool.

I think you'll find it's 'arse'.

Withdrawn shortly before kick off? He watched the match from his living room.

Are Trippier and ASM even confirmed as doubts (I know they were both hobbling about at times), or is it a case of Doom-Online again? ASM certainly wasn't talking like someone who would miss the game midweek in his post-match interview.

Botman absolutely shites himself as ASM goes to hit it. Obviously seen a few too many wayward ones in training.