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64% possession, man! 21 shots (6 on target) away from home! Bruceball!

U wot m8?

Ludicrous volley.

Fucking hell that was some end to the game. I made an ungodly noise when ASM spanked that in. Anderson was brilliant in his cameo - it's Billy time.

Some of the comments in here, man. I can only assume people are addicted to misery and don't know how to behave otherwise. When was the last time we had 65% possession away from home? Thought we were comfortably the better team without creating any proper chances. They're very lucky to be ahead.

I seem to remember Routledge being a canny dribbler in the Championship at least. Jonas? Felt like I'd seen nothing like him at Old Trafford, but I was running on about 2 hours' sleep. They're both fucking ages ago as well now really.

Canny bypass, mind.

Wood has looked really low on confidence pretty much from day one. I'd love to see him fired up and believing in himself, because he can definitely finish given the right service. It's a shame we've never really seen him as part of a pair up top.

Sorely disappointed if that's not some radgie up a tree, like.

Assuming he was actually concussed, it seems like a 6-day minimum break as per the current concussion guidelines. He could technically make it, but it seems very unlikely.

I'd expect he'll train today.

Fucking OUTRAGEOUS take.

Opened my phone to this news - fucking hell.

Aye, I'd be very careful believing things because a few said so on twitter.

Because they seem to be a ramshackle outfit interested in a quick profit above all else?

There's nowt like a bit of positive thinking, aye?

I can't even begin to imagine how horrendously I'd be butchering Portuguese after so little learning time.

Fanny, where arrreeee youuu? Let's be having youuu!

Just a tap-in merchant, man.

Div.

He's stealing that living, alright.

Hopefully yesterday's match gave Al-Rumayyan a permanent stonk-on and he's prepared to sanction ALL the buys. Paqueta, Maddison, Pedro, and Ramos in the final week.

The Gallowgate was absolutely rocking, like. I was smiling away at times when I thought about it. We're back, man. What a first 60 minutes that was!

Apart from when it comes to building a new training ground?

We've neither confirmed nor denied anything as far as I'm aware, like. A local journo from Watford claimed we'd not submitted a second bid, but seemed to be the only one going with that line.