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That was probably the least frustrating ASM performance I can remember. At least without an assist or a goal.

How did he put that chance in the back of the net, man. Absolutely brilliant.

Any Premier League team that starts Jack Colback deserves to go down. Fuck them.

Way back when I went with my surname after getting Hamann and Ferguson on the back just before each of them left.

Everyone will be absolutely bang up for it tomorrow, I think it's probably one game where a showpiece display isn't really required. Can't wait to be back in there.

Feels good, man.

Fucking hell, Ian.

I can only assume he's referring to our relative lack of capable youngsters who don't need to be registered.

There was/is a borehole at the training ground, like.

Just one Cornet loan, Shirley?

Toon No9.

Great player, but he's a proper little weasel. I'd much rather we went for a relative unknown of similar standing. Petty as fuck, I know. I'd of course be over the moon if we got him, because he'd improve us massively going forward.

Reckon Wor Flags could feature him in the Forest display?

That's a shame, been a real servant over the years.

Stop being mean to Steve! He's a lovely lad from Wallsend, man!

Chuffed for Billy™, like. Hopefully he smashes it.

Like others have said, I hope we smash his predicted total just to clamp the prick.

"Nothing has happened. Isn't it fascinating?"

I don't think that was the start of it, like. He was putting in some abysmal performances well before that, even under Rafa (end of that final season aside). I'm glad he's had a mini-renaissance under Howe, he's proven a lot of people wrong (including me), but I'll not miss him when he's gone.

What was the temperature over there? He must've been absolutely melting in that keeper top.

Unbelievable. It's the sincerity with which he says "because I will drown" that got me.

I'm gone. Fucking hell!

Two Rob Lees! "What are you after, Eddie?" "Just a couple of Rob Lees for me, ta."

I mean, it is a pretty big deal. It's not that surprising that our takeover is popular among students, is it?