NEEJ

He left with Shearer and was away in between. You thinking of Paul Catterson, the club doctor?

I'm in Portugal on that date.

Aye, but isn't he talking about when he was like 6 years old and he switched from swimming?

It's just a plug for another of their articles on the platform. It is mental how many players need chucking mind. No easy task given how little some of them have played/how bobbins they are.

This is it, like. There's a sweet spot between being the stadium big enough to ensure most, if not all, our fans who want to attend can and being so big that the atmosphere takes a hit. It's absolutely rocking at the moment. I'll never understand the clamour from some to build a futuristic spaceship elsewhere just because it'd be bigger and more shiny than SJP. Let's improve what we've already got and see how it goes, because let's be honest, we're by no means maximising the current spaces within SJP.

There's a higher prevalence of exercise-induced bronchoconstriction (or asthma) in a load of elite sports, mind. If they've been diagnosed properly using an objective test (an EVH challenge), it's pretty difficult to cheat. Minging test to do.

The pitch being hidden below deck seems like a disaster waiting to happen, like. Looking forward to hearing about the inevitable postponement when the mechanism fails and they're stuck with half 3G and half turf on separate levels.

Not related to the entry fiasco, but equally as disgraceful - when did they start with the Superbowl-lite nonsense before the game? Who the fuck is going to that match happy that they have to sit through 4 Camila Cabello songs while a load of dancers spell out one word messages on the pitch? It seemed like they put more effort into planning the pre-match show than they did perimeter security.

I reckon that was offside, like. The Liverpool player intentionally played the ball in my eyes.

There need to be two players between the attacking player and the goal line for them to be onside.

Everyone conveniently ignores us spending just £25m in the summer window on a player we already had on loan. We then spent the bare minimum in January just to keep our heads above water. That shouldn't have resulted in 11th place - that's on Howe.

https://youtu.be/GXCwTiK7lyQ

Off you pop, Burnley. The turd is flushed.

Tallywhacker

If he's on his way out that was about as good a final performance as he could've given. He absolutely clattered someone in the second half and it was glorious to see.

Had it not been for Joelinton reborn, I'd have said Krafth was probably displaying the biggest upturn in form I can remember in my NUFC life so far. I was convinced we'd struggle to even give him away after his performances under Steve Bacon.

Well played Heza et al. Was a real show you put on tonight, felt surreal at times.

Wilson's

I can't get over how good he is in one-on-one situations when he doesn't have the ball. He also sees passes no one else on the pitch is capable of seeing. He plays for us, man.

Never seen a keeper deck it so many times in one half. Why didn't he change his boots? They also insisted on attempting an awful clipped counter attack thing every other goal kick and it didn't work once. They bottled it big time tonight.

Absolutely has to stay. He's so consistent.

Must've watched the replay about 10 times before I realised he didn't actually get a touch on the first goal. Cracking performance, like. If only he could play a whole season.

Oh, the fence/netting saved me numerous times, like.