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Heron's shot clearing three pitches on the stroke of half time was a peach.

He looks like he can more than handle himself, which is something that was lacking in a lot of our recent prospects who never made it here. They all look neat and tidy against cloggers, but didn't have the physicality to step up. Looks like he has both in his locker.

BDB must be standing a few yards behind Heza, like. He's not that tall!

He was pure entertainment.

"You'd need a calculator".

'kin hell! 15 year bump usually means death Someone add "awarded Freedom of Newcastle" to the title, man.

Allez les Bleus!

That League Cup win was the "he's here forever" guy in the crowd, wasn't it?

I think the "scoffing" is partly caused by you announcing that you'd secured 5 season tickets in here without any background, before returning to explain it's by going through the most convoluted (and potentially expensive) process possible. Fair play, like. You won, Minhosa. Enjoy the ST, I hope it makes you happy.

I couldn't understand a word he was saying throughout that interview. Open your mouth for God's sake!

He was aaful today, mind. He played like he was wearing slippers.

Absolute nonsense.

This is it, like. At some point he decided he's going to be a full-blown WUM and that's all he is now. It was probably around the time his employers were rumoured to be adopting the clickbait model.

Her Radgesty's Mephedrone & Custard

So good. The Shearer stuff - loving the thought of ASM or Bruno running around shouting "SHEARERRRRR!" after lashing one in.

Bloke's a proper creep.

We're 21 (TWENTY ONE!) points off 19th, our position when Howe took the job. It's absolutely crackers.

I know most of the teams around us have a least a game in hand, but NINTH, man!

Big Joe the goal machine!

It's far too loud, like.

Those first half highlights in particular are absolutely ludicrous. I honestly can't remember a 45 minute performance as good as that from one of our lot. Majestic.