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One of the softest performances I've ever seen. It wasn't even like there was a plan beyond just go out there and nobody get injured.

The worst bit about all of this is that Omar Little has been dragged through the mud by way of association.

We wos relying on Atem burying that charnce, I couldn't believe it. Wanker.

Great from Shelvey, that. Taking the initiative. Who's the commentator on the Sky broadcast? He's awful. Screaming at the top of his lungs each time a goal goes in. There's no one there, pal.

Why have the club's social media accounts recently started using 'HWTL'? I realise this is a very trivial issue but it annoys me no end.

Why should we take £60m for him? What on earth would that accomplish?

The cunt's still blaming Ben Arfa... https://theathletic.com/1907913/2020/07/05/alan-pardew-newcastle-united-hatem-ben-arfa-mike-ashley?source=user-shared-article

Rattled.

Are we being flooded with anti-piracy plants or something?

What a goal that was from Miggy. Another assist from ASM.

Give over, man. He absolutely should not be given a "fair crack of the whip" in the event of a takeover, especially if said takeover results in serious investment in the playing staff.

GE and the relentless pursuit of Eddie Howe's downfall vindicated at long last.

Dat last 10 min possession.

We need the takeover to come through for this lad alone.

ASM in beast mode. What a guy, he's now both entertaining and productive. What a finish by Lobby, too.

That'll be one of the stand-out kits of the Championship.

You should be on Netflix. Look at him though. How the fuck is he classed as fit enough to manage a game at the elite level? £50k-£200k he gets for it and looks like that. I’m not slim by any means, but I reckon I’m in better shape than him. Give owa, man. Look at the state of him man. I don't think the size of his kite or his red cheeks are the issues here. He's just a shite referee.

It's absolutely minging, isn't it. What a clip.

You should be on Netflix. Look at him though. How the fuck is he classed as fit enough to manage a game at the elite level? £50k-£200k he gets for it and looks like that. I’m not slim by any means, but I reckon I’m in better shape than him. Give owa, man.

I'm looking forward to it more than usual for some reason. Can't really put my finger on it but I have a feeling it'll be a good game to watch based on absolutely nowt.

It was quite clearly sarcasm and it's already been explained to James.

That's fair enough. Glad I passed the Bruce criticism check. Only minutes after providing a sample, too. Hhwhat a service. :lol: There must be another alert other than 'xg', 'fat cunt', 'shite managerial record' and 'useless prick'. Wonder what pinged? Maybe Yorkie's well-reasoned intro is the winner for the Bruce thread. Start every post with it. Maybe something along the lines of; Say what you like about Bruce doing an average to decent job results wise this season, he's a useless fat cunt and I can't wait to see him back in the Champo. See if it sets anything off. Brilliant. Rafa clearly had Almiron on fire end of last season. He got better tactical instructions/details under Rafa than he does under Bruce. Snidey comments when I defend Bruce. Snidey comments when I'm critical of Bruce. What a strange little group. Alreet 'Come Dine with Me' :lol: Someone seems to be getting angry again...... Enjoy the mutual ignore. I hope it makes you very happy. Dear lord what a sad little life, Minhosa. I hope now you will spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum because you have all the grace of a reversing dump trunk without any tyres on. Take your ignore and get off my N-O.