Robster

Where have you heard this ?

Sort of. The three of them had X amount of money to buy an old sports car and Paddy McGuiness turned up in what was supposed to look like a Ferrari 355. He had to admit it was just a body around an old MR2

Did you see Top Gear from a couple of weeks ago

Perfect

That's fair. I am just very cynical these days and it feels like, for some reason, his attitude changed to be 'pro NUFC' having in the early days, been very much 'pro BEIN/Qatar'

I am sticking with the idea that Ben Jacobs finally worked out that if he posts positive NUFC news, he gets a lot of attention and clicks. I'm taking what he says with a pinch of salt.

My biggest concern is that survival only helps keep PIF interested. We still have fucking enormous hurdle of arbitration and the PL to get over.

I think Fulham have absolutely fucked it. Having looked like a forgone conclusion that they'd over take us, this weekend is a real body blow to them. I can't see them regaining the required momentum or form.

What exactly were you expecting to see when you decided to watch this today ?

I don't think it is clear to be honest. People have been saying it for a while now but they have failed on numerous occasions to go above us. They seemed to be gaining some momentum a few weeks ago but when its mattered the most, it seems to have disappeared.

IP might have done the singing with the microphone one actually.

IP I think.

Feels like us and Fulham are just going to match results until the last game when we'll draw and finish in the same positions we are now.

Amazing from him. Would love to know what Mike Ashley thought when he heard about it.

Not that I've read it but is there a specific reference to something that I'm meant to get ?

I think given how I feel about the club and football at the moment, even if they announced that the takeover was complete, I think I'd struggle to summon a reaction beyond a shrug of the shoulders.

Yeah, wonder where he got that phrase from.

Not that long ago, I might have thought there was something positive to take from that. Now I feel nothing. Bored and fed up with it all.

Fuck me, man. I think I've gone beyond just being ambivalent towards NUFC and football in general to completely hating it and everyone connected to it. Paul fucking Robinson, man. Useless cunt.

Two pictures of perfect health there.

Lucky sods. Appreciate it might not work but at least tonight and the foreseeable future, they have some hope.

He wouldn't be affected by having a relegation on his CV. He couldn't care less. He's got no sense of self pride. If he did, he'd have tried to improve himself over the last 20 odd years. If he can get paid for doing as little work as possible, then he's oblivious to anything else going on in the world.

Lightening rod / shield to deflect attention away from Ashley.

I'd rather this be a proper discussion and not a 'pile on' like the poster Joey Linton thought it might be but why on earth would you want to give this club your heard earned money. Beggars belief.