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Ba's filling up those guns after his protein binge.

Getting this tattooed. On your scrotum? Bell end, blue ink so it looks like a vein.

They were literally playing for throw ins. I don't know how Stoke fills the ground with that style of play, but tonight we got that towel and rubbed our balls with it and that.

Getting this tattooed.

I hope Blackburn go down, and the ALDI burns down on the roundabout. Playing Black eyed peas is step too far.

480 Blackburn fans to stay behind and protest.

Would rather lose 4-3 than 2-0 I suppose...

Ah men, gutted.

"The ball is in the centre circle, the ball is now inside the net, it is a goal".

What a crazy game.

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Obertan get yourself in the nets.

The return of the entertainers?

Fucking yeaaaah.

Let's just relax. Please, god.

It's ok, still have a long time left.

Goodwillie

Got BBC Radio Newcastle on full blast. Michael Jackson's "This is it"currently on mute on my TV. This is meant to be, no?

Just shit my knickers.

"If Sammy scores were on the pitch"...

Cabaye and his corners needs sorting out.

My heart can't take penalties. Please just score within 30 minutes. Listen to those fans man, fucking class!

10 minutes ago I thought I would be sitting down watching fresh meat. Instead I am listening to this daft cunt on radio Newcastle thinking, "Lolz".

My laptop charger literally got fucking thrown across the room. Keen out.

FUCKING GET THE FUCK IN CUM FEST