Mattoon

-14 minutes injury time, blow now!

Gtfi Tiendalli you beautiful man!!

Had a browse of newsnow earlier, not done for a while cuz I'm sick of the pro Pardew shite but it looks like people are finally figuring him out, there's a lot of stories being printed against him now, maybe the penny has finally dropped!

Sad indiciment when there's over 200 people on a thread and we're not even playing, shows how much we're reliant on other teams now.

Now, now don't let the euphoria of the moment get to you or Iay have to click report to moderator

If by peas you mean piss and if by piss you mean shit and if by pod you mean fuck bucket, then yes you're right.

1-0 up, opposition down to 10 men, get back and defend, straight from the book of anti-tactics by Pardew, depressing stuff.

shit, fuckedy, fuck, fuck, arse wank!!!

FFS Stoke are nearly as bad as us!

Was just gonna post mines going down on the back of this result, if it carries on the way it's started :lol:

GTFI!!!!

It would help if more than 3 players would cross the half way line in any attack, our attacking play is, sideways, sideways, back, sideways, back, hoof to Cisse, defend and repeat.

Like he did against Villa

Can I pick the more likely option 3: Championship with Pardew?

I can't see them beating Chelsea but they have enough quality to win at Wigan, they're both picking up form at the right time though. Wigan absolutely pieced Villa earlier in the season, I think they'll still need to win but if not a bit of professional dignity would make you think they'd want to reverse that. Tbf Villa have been on the end of a few roastings this season, but what he's been trying to do looks like it's starting to work, this is most definitely a different Villa side and like you said there's some dignity and pride to be restored after getting turned over 3-0 at home

I can't see them beating Chelsea but they have enough quality to win at Wigan, they're both picking up form at the right time though.

Don't think Wigan will have an easy ride as some expect tomorrow and a resurgent Villa may just make up for what they did to us in the relegation season. I have my hopes, I worry for us obviously but there's at least 2-3 other teams that could easily be dragged down even if we don't get another point.

Watching this is going to be akin to washing my eyes with broken glass and then rinsing it out with salty piss. Alas, it's too much of an important match to miss.

And if they do and we go 1-0 up you know he'll sub our flair players for Perch and Shola and fight it out for a much deserved draw

The fifth place has bought him most of this season, he could have easily gone in January, but he's been given funds, players and time to make a difference, things have only got worse. He's had his time and he's had his leeway and he's got progressively worse, time's up matey, pack your bags and buy a one way ticket to COCKney land.

This is the biggest 'all eggs in one basket' scenario EVER. We have to win and do so convincingly or we're looking at other teams to save us. If we can't beat the worst team in the league, with the worst home record, then we deserve to go down.

I honestly think he's a dead man walking, the back to back results of S**derland and Liverpool at HOME, not to mention the deteriorating performances will not have gone unnoticed. He's only here to keep up the numbers through to the end of the season. One thing we do know about Ashley is that he learns from his mistakes, he makes a few but he only ever makes them once! He made a change at the end of the 09 season and we were shocking under Shearer, really think he's just trying to avoid the same scenario by making the change at a more opportune moment, i.e. after the last ball has been kicked.

that team should p*ss all over stokes line up. TBF our team, on paper, should piss all over most teams around us, still doesn't happen though!?!

It's that f***ing black and white, isn't it. It's that cut and dry. FFS man, we invited pressure on ourselves after 60 minutes by removing our only 2 attacking outlets from the pitch. We actually risked losing more by going defensive than we would have done by plugging away in a similar vein to what we had been doing. This is a recurring theme this season. A more pressing issue is that it's clear as day that when one of our players has the ball then the rest become statues, and that's a sad indictment of our coaching. I'm afraid under Pardew, it really is that black and white. The man has no game plan, we've seen him just chuck on a load of strikers to try and get goals back, he has no method. I honestly believe that he has FIFA-esque settings and that's it. I think if we'd have been more attacking by his standards, we'd not have gained that point today. You give him too much credit, I'd say more Pro Evo.

I know you're not a fan but that's like Pardew-speak. This idea that you can only win a game by going gung-ho. A Premier League team should be quite capable of both attempting to win and attempting not to concede at the same time. Exactly, we looked least likely to concede when we were turning the screw and pushing them back. Wham are one of the least likely teams to hit you on a break and rely on peppering the penalty area with crosses and feeding off scraps.