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wtf's up with their web page, I'm about to quit this...

Shit! Keep forgetting we have Ben Arfa. Hope he's doing well and is ready to return soon. Needed.

5 min added.

Slightly better as the game went on. What's up with Obertan? Missed several uppertunities to cross and pass the ball. Our ST is a problem, but we get chances if we concentrate on getting the ball in the box rather than play through mid.

Not the best start. We seem to be out of ideas.

Because he didn't have any assist? 1-0 Henderson (Kuyt), 2-0 Skrtel (Adam), 3-0 Adam (Kuyt). thought Suarez had that one :/

Why didn't Suarez get points for his assist yesterday?

I'd say this is true also for the ST position. Neither one of our strikers have exactly "set the world alight" in the three past matches. Despite having an exciting midfield, I struggle to see where the goals are gonna come from at the moment.

what a sCUNThorpe....

This is embaressing, but hey.. what do you expect? You get what you pay for, Ashley.

My turn to use this. Finally!! missing persons..... is there a reward for providing information that leads to finding these persons?

It was ages ok, along with some algebra about his replacements cost, wages and fizzy pop cafe allowance. Has it actually happened? 40 weeks (1.sept - 30 june) X whatever his wages are. 60K =£2,4 mill 50K = £2 mill. Minus the train ticket

This is actually true though hahahahaa Probably got it from here. I'm not too pro on Twitter but when it is posted like that, does it mean Colin or HexhamMag Vinny posted it first?

HexhamMag Vinny by cwarr07 @cwarr07 Lyon president confirms on RMC radio nufc bid for Cissokho after tonights match rmcsport.fr/editorial/1764…

NUFCLatest NUFC Latest Dutch media reporting negotiations have reopened between NUFC and PSV for Erik Pieters today bit.ly/rgEinH #NUFC 12 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

NUFCLatest NUFC Latest Dutch media reporting negotiations have reopened between NUFC and PSV for Erik Pieters today bit.ly/rgEinH #NUFC 12 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Hughton keen on Ranger Blues boss eyes Magpies forward, while ruling out imminent exits Birmingham boss Chris Hughton admits he has held tentative talks regarding a move for Newcastle striker Nile Ranger. The Blues remain in the market for fresh faces as the transfer window starts to edge towards a conclusion. With their opening three games of the new Championship season producing just three goals, firepower is a quality they are keen to bring in. Magpies starlet Ranger has been identified as a possible recruit, with first-team opportunities limited for the 20-year-old on Tyneside. The youngster has, however, already turned down the chance to join Blackpool on loan and would need some convincing to step down to the second tier. Enquiries Hughton admits he has no idea whether Ranger would be interested in a move to St Andrews, with discussions regarding a deal at a very early stage. He said: "It is just enquiries and finding out where he is at this particular moment, but at this stage of the season there are numerous players we could be making enquiries about." Meanwhile, Hughton claims there is no news regarding possible departures. Nikola Zigic and Liam Ridgewell have been linked with imminent exits of late, but their manager insists there are no deals in place. Hughton added: "We have had lots of interest and enquiries but we are no further down the line today than last week or the week before." link: http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_7122180,00.html

What did he say? I'm blocked so can't see. Can't believe I'm doing this... ufff.. here we go: some tosser on Twitter (what a massive mug I am for even posting this) Colin Seems #nufc preparing for life without @Joey7Barton in contact with Spurs about Jenas & Kranjčar #nufc 5 hours ago Favorite Reply some tosser on Twitter (what a massive mug I am for even posting this) Colin Carlton Cole #number9? #nufc 2 hours ago Favorite Reply some tosser on Twitter (what a massive mug I am for even posting this) Colin Seems that Carlton Cole will be joining #nufc 1 hour ago Favorite Reply some tosser on Twitter (what a massive mug I am for even posting this) Colin @ @clarj064 @nufcfans @some tosser on Twitter (what a massive mug I am for even posting this) @toontastic1892 No, Obertan was the replacement but he'll look to bring in a centre midfielder 37 minutes ago Favorite Reply some tosser on Twitter (what a massive mug I am for even posting this) Colin Carlton Cole to #nufc confirmed again, also talks with Spurs today for Jenas & Kranjčar 20 minutes ago Favorite Reply AndyKerrtv Andy Kerr by some tosser on Twitter (what a massive mug I am for even posting this) Whispers #NUFC have enquired about Scott Parker as a replacement. V good player when at SJP but pretty sure his family didn't settle in #NE 15 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply cwarr07 Colin Carlton Cole plays no part in tonight's Carling Cup tie #nufc 1 minute ago Favorite Reply

The one we don't mention by (user)name is jizzing in his pants with rumours

Almost as fast as they can sell them capisci

Trying to be one of the few positive-minded here. Although we are use to being lied to, the club have shown this summer they can sign players rapidly, without anyone knowing.

To Modibo Maiga of Sochaux till something actually happens

I'm confident we will bring in a LB and a striker, and possibly even a loanee. Without anything we are starring a relegation when players get injured.

Might as well change the thread-title until something actually happens (other than us being reported for tapping).

In between all the moaning, there might come something good out of it. With JB's wages of the pay-roll we might be able to (hold yer horses) up our bid for Pieter or Aly. Remains to see though.