NSG

I think the fact that he was a proper heed the ball made him even more special. He loved the club and the fans, and was willing to call out the likes of Pardew and Bruce for being dicks.

Both out for a few weeks so won’t impact our game.

I think he comes across really well tbh. Tonnes of experience, clearly a lot of knowledge and a big book of contacts that will be of significant benefit to us. Yeah he comes out with a few generic cliches, but he genuinely seems happy to be here. Here’s hoping he delivers on his promise of a cupboard full of hardware.

I got a call for a cup final return ticket. I didn’t get one in the pot 6 ballot but then they randomly put some up “for sale” of £0 on the website. I bought one on the off chance it would work and then I got a really apologetic call off the box office a day later saying they’d made a mistake and I didn’t actually have a cup final ticket. A few days later I got a call offering me a return, and always wondered if it was linked that they fucked up on the first one so they were trying to make it up.

“1 German striker” ”and Elanga from Sweden crossed one in”

Imminent…

Keep big Jow on the bench for this, give him 15 mins and get him right for Barca.

8/10. Covered all of our positions that we needed to cover, with some very good players. Can’t overlook the fact that it’s been absolute chaos behind the scenes though.

Deal off.

Oh sheet

Acceptable, or not?

Some clubs have ceilings

Happy Isak is sold day eve. Take £130m + achievable add ons to make it £140m and move the fuck on.

If everyone was fully fit and in form I think we’d be looking at Pope, Livramento, Botman, Burn, Hall, Bruno, Tonali, Joelinton, Elanga, Big Nick, Gordon Ramsdale, Trippier, Thiaw, Schar, Miley, Ramsey, Barnes, Murphy, Wissa

Only a matter of time before the first rendition of “we’ve got Nick Woltemade in the air in the air”

Just spoke to my mate in Germany. He’s staggered. Thinks he’s absolutely class and was nailed on to replace Kane at Bayern. Also trying to sort me a Leverkusen ticket so could be an immense day

Madrid away please. Kairat away for the lolz.

Need a bid accepted by mid afternoon today to have any chance of Leeds. Cant see it.

If we end up with a summer of the following: out Isak £140m Lonsgstaff £12m Kelly £20m Wilson, Hayden, Lewis released total received: £172m in Elanga £50m Thiaw £30m Ramsey £41m Ramsdale loan JSL £55m Wissa £40m total spent: £216m net spend £44m Then imo we’ve significantly strengthened the squad for next to no outlay. I actually think we’d try for another CM too.