NSG

Save your money and come up for an important match.

Aye it is bad behind the goal like. Virtually watching the match through a sieve

Nar it's not, unless your eyes are bokked. It's fine mate.

When we went to the Bedlington Terries vs Newcastle Reserves in the NSC a couple of seasons ago, a lad asked the Bedlington coach if he could buy a terriers top, so the coach whipped one out the kit bag, complete with squad number, and pocketed the 20 quid

correct, Jesus is not a terrorist ho ho ho ho my sides are splitting

First year of a marriage is usually the most productive.

Arsenal have signed Auxerre defender Bacary Sagna for an undisclosed fee. The 24-year-old, who was in the last France squad, has signed a long-term deal and said: "It is great to be joining Arsenal." Gunners boss Arsene Wenger told the club's website: "He is a very capable defender and has played consistently well for Auxerre in recent seasons. "He plays mainly at right back, but can also play along the defence or in midfield. He is strong and quick."

Article in the Ronny where Bob Moncur is saying Chopra isn't welcome in Newcastle anymore. Jesus, it's not as if he's a terrorist.

Thought that would mean Chopra had rejected them, but Chris Baird aint much better. Is Lawrie Sanchez just trying to sign the Northern Ireland team? Maybe Chops will think twice now that he knows he wont line up alongside the mighty Chris Baird.

I should, but don't.

Oh dear, Poor Keano

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=20035.0 Wayhey!

Nah, still need an attacking-midfielder. Not convinced we do. I'd rather we sort out the defence. I don't think signing Duscher and an attacking-midfielder will stop Allardyce buying defenders as well. I dunno like, i'm sure he's sat there thinking "I'll just make the front six fucking mint and if they ever lose the ball Stevie T will sweep it up. Simple!"

Nah, still need an attacking-midfielder. Not convinced we do. I'd rather we sort out the defence. I'd rather we sort out the defence too, but an attacking midfielder is essential.

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a Bosman?

Duscher the Butcher

No doubt we'll get tomorrow: "While he was hard a training, Michael, or "Micky" as he likes me to call him, took a well earned break and rang the Chronicle, giving me these exclusive words of wisdom...."

This

Fan-fucking-tastic!

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/misc.php?action=search&page=3&srchuname=Invicta_Toon&filter_distinct= Jesus wept.

aye, chris mort the dyed in the wool Toon fan is sure to understand the need for one jesus ....orrrrrrrrrrrr Chris mort wants to improve relations with fans/will listen to us etc aye I was texting him the other day Nice mature response

aye, chris mort the dyed in the wool Toon fan is sure to understand the need for one jesus ....orrrrrrrrrrrr Chris mort wants to improve relations with fans/will listen to us etc

With a new board/owner this could actually become a distinct possibility for the future. Would be great if it happened

The reason Martins signed for us is he wanted to play week in, week out. He wouldn't be guaranteed that at Arsenal, and he knows it.