NSG

What an absolute shithouse

We get to wear a new sleeve patch this year in the Carabao Cup to say we’ve won it one time. Massive.

Slagging off your boss’ nephew is a sure fire way to stay in the leadership group like

Tell him he’s in the squad every game. If he doesn’t show up then he doesn’t get paid for the next three years.

That’s not actually a bad shout, but imagine we would have seen it at some point in pre season if it was a genuine option

I don’t get why Gordon plays up front ahead of Barnes, who is an infinitely better finisher.

Nope. Needs to stay. 1 more year playing then become a coach please.

Worth a punt at £25m like. Seems to have something about him. Worst case scenario we sell him to West Ham for £40m in a couple of years.

Eddie turns players with good attributes into good footballers. I don’t think he’ll be a guaranteed first choice starter this year but give it a couple of years and he’ll be an excellent centre back.

His debut was Villa away and he was decent. Better against Chelsea in his second game though.

Jonas and Coloccini at Old Trafford were unreal.

Pope, Trippier, Schar, Burn, Tino, Bruno, Tonali, Joelinton, Elanga, Gordon, Barnes. Subs: Ramsdale, Thiaw, Botman, Hall, Krafth, Miley, Murphy, Osula, Wissa.

Imperative we close this deal in the next few days like. We’re pissing away points if we go into the season with Gordon up top.

Now at the point I’d be happy to forego any income and let him rot for 3 years. Fuck him.

I like your style.

Offer the asking price as long as they agree to take him off the market and not accept any more viewings.

James.

Fuck all on the transfer front and a 0-1 loss to Espanyol.

The Slovenian Scamacca.

The only way we should be sanctioning his sale now is if we got Ramos and Samu both in through the door, and then got offered £150m for him. None of the above will happen so he needs to be prepared to stay.

Would have taken him at £40m as a Wilson replacement. At £80m as an Isak replacement then we may as well fold the club.

So he’s an international player, then?

Not sure you can be “less of an international. You’re either one, or you’re not.

“WE ONLY SHOP BRITISH” ”WE NEVER LOOK FOR BARGAINS” ”WE ALWAYS TARGET UNATTAINABLE PLAYERS” Make an offer for a German international centre back, playing for one of the biggest teams in Italy, at a comparatively low price compared to the other options. ”NO, NOT HIM!”