Rocker

He's been very sloppy for a while, but I trust Howe to either sort it out or ship him on (I'd obviously prefer the former).

Someone printed it out for me.

I think I've cried a thousand times.

I can't believe I'm missing this man, my heart

Turns out I'm going to be in Rome for this. Entirely my fault. Thick cunt. If there's anyone here in Rome, give me a message!

Hooch for a pound and Wonderbras-get-in-free

In.

I was there with a few lads from here. 24 then, just a whippersnapper.

Fuck Tony Khan. 3-0.

Reported.

Willock and Botman, hopefully.

I watch every match I can't get to on here. Bizarre experience

Oh come on. Aaah. You try something, and that's...

We were talking earlier about Dostoyevsky weren't we? Yeah, Theodore Michaelovich Dostoyevsky, born 1821, died 1881.

Please don't use the term 'me thinks'.

The first Lockwood Cup.

I'm in.

Can you talk to my wife please?

Red Bull. It doesn't give you wing-ers.

Honestly, there's cunts on here that deserve fuck all. I honestly hope transfer deadline day ruins your Friday.

This place was an easier read under Pardew and Bruce for fucks sake. I think we are seeing first hand the effect of imbalanced gentle parenting and being exposed to social media from birth.

Fwiw, Troy Deeney thinks he's leaving Palace tomorrow. Apparently they're close. About as grim as an update as you can get.

Especially if Isak is fit.