John P

Love how relaxed and confident he is, just casually munching on a banana on the bench For some reason I was worried that he might be a bit overawed moving to the premier league, but he just seems cool as fuck

Same happened to me in the Gallowgate for the Arsenal league game last season. Some big bloke who couldn't stand easily expected the whole Gallowgate not to stand up at any stage of the game because he couldn't

Absolutely, he looked dazed and he didn't understand the ref's instruction that he had to go off the pitch, he clearly wasn't right

Fwiw my comment was more one based on his season overall and the fact we've got Hall waiting on the bench rather than his performance last night. He was ok last night, but his quality on the ball hasn't been there this season, his set pieces were shite again and I think we're a much better team with Hall in it

Needs dropping for Hall and move Tino to right back. His level seems to have dropped a bit this season, even on the ball he's been really sloppy

Yeah the sizing is pretty regular I would say, despite it saying slim fit on the product page

Can this game just fucking hurry up, I can't be expected to work in these circumstances

What's this 10am announcement then?

There was a big shift in our odds early this morning on Betfair exchange which means we're now slight favourites. Wondering if some juicy team news in our favour has leaked

As a 38 year old bald man, I thought the same, but I bought it anyway and my wife has said she likes it, so I reckon I just managed to pull it off. If I can, you can

Was thinking this as well. He's currently their first choice centre forward and they're all coming out and saying he's going to flop. Arseholes

We can 100% get at these. They were 2-0 down away to Levante a couple of weeks ago and they drew their last away game 1-1 at Vallecano. Get into them early and see them crumble PSG-style

What's the obsession with this Khai Khai place?

Been very good this season. Reckon the competition from Ramsdale could be helping him

Best player on the pitch by a mile

Looking forward to seeing this big friendly bastard today

Must have been a difficult and protracted negotiation

Hasn't Wissa only been injured twice in his whole career according to Transfermarkt? Doesn't even train for us and the fucker is already out

Brazil had already qualified as well hadn't they? Why the fuck was he playing 90mins at altitude, give the lad a bloody rest

He was quality last night. First time I've really watched him for a full 90, other than the u21s Euros where he was also class, and I was really impressed

Stupid cunt has 6 fingers up when he counts 5, and continues the mistake for 6 and 7. Better off without

From seeing those two games, he looks the sort of player who needs to play in a front two or as a number ten to get the best out of him. He played in a front two at Stuttgart right?

If he goes to the World Cup he's fucking nailed on to score. Loves a big game goal

Fucking hell, Isak is staying

Aye that rings a bell. Would love to dig them all out from somewhere