John P

Long shot, but does anyone know anywhere in Paris that might have our game on this weekend?

There's no chance we're interested in Cherki. He does absolutely no defensive work at all

He's a quality player. If we could get him for £30-40m he'd be a brilliant signing

How is this Spanish lad in terms of playing it out from the back?

Well I'm excited

Who is this Spanish reporter geezer? Is he supposedly reliable?

Fair enough, didn't realise that. Still a big jump from under 23s to three full 90s in 11 days against Spurs, Arsenal and Wolves though. Appreciate that centre backs aren't the sort of players you bring on for 20/30mins like midfielders/strikers too

You do have to wonder about how he's been reintegrated into the team after these injuries. His first comeback this season he was thrown straight in to start the game away to Spurs and then played three full 90s in 11 days, then came off injured a week later. This time he was thrown in to start after only playing a total of 9 mins in the previous 2 games and he's broken down again. He hasn't had a gradual build up of minutes and has been chucked into high intensity games

Everyone can absolutely fuck off with the suggestion of Saudi green on the club badge. Change it, fine, but whacking Saudi green on it is too far

Looks pretty shit though doesn't it

They've brought the barcode kit back but for the wrong club

The few times we have changed system in the last couple of seasons, the transition has been seamless and we look so well drilled. The guy is just an absolutely elite level coach

This often seems to be the case on TNT coverage, they must be messing with the sound levels to some degree as I've been to games where the atmosphere has been great and then when I watch the highlights it sounds nowhere near as loud

All of which were borderline yellows if I recall correctly

Also has the audacity to be nobbing Maya Jama. Fuck him

Start him, smash them up for 65-70mins and then bring Miley on to see it out

Big Joe is 100% starting this

Christ knows why they've done that, they weren't even liked at the time

It just looks like all generic Adidas shirts did around 2006 or something, which were just a bit shit

What's happened to Boddy and Kelly, did they both get long term injuries? Haven't seen either of them for ages

Is he quick? He's got a bit of a lumbering running style, but he does seem to get away from defenders in his highlight reels

Looks like he played a lot on the right at Hull...

Yep, he looks and is a complete cunt

Never understand why we do this, put a young lad on the bench

How so?