John P

Can't afford £8m, despite bringing in another £22m today to add to the profit already made in the window. FUCK. OFF. It's just incredible, probably the most frustrated and furious I've ever been as a Newcastle fan.

This is bloody hopeless, again. Anyone know of a YouTube link or anything?

Why are there so many Asian players in the Bundesliga compared to other European leagues?

If Wolves sign a decent striker (which I'm sure they will) then I think they'll have a really good season.

Did very well when he came on against Arsenal and looked way more powerful and mobile than Joselu. Not a lot, admittedly, but he's better than what we've got.

I would take Slimani back on loan again. He didn't look fit for us and obviously did that daft kick out against West Brom but I thought he at least showed something in a couple of his appearances

Anyone reckon the Mitrovic to Fulham deal won't get done and we'll just keep him and not sign another striker? Or do we reckon he's out the door regardless?

Not sure about the Schurrle love-in. He's scored 3 goals in the past 2 seasons at Dortmund, he's not exactly a world-beater. I'd rather have Kenedy.

The laughable thing is that even by showing a massive bias in the numbers they put up, it still looks abysmal that we've spent £3.6m. Not even SSN could polish that turd, but they've given it a good go

Still can't quite believe this transfer window is happening. Even my pessimistic mind thought we would sign a couple of players on top of Dubravka and Kenedy. It's utter insanity.

At this point in time, I just want us to get any old fucker who is better than Gayle and Joselu in.

Another decent player leaves and we're no closer to finding a replacement, let alone addressing the glaring weaknesses in our squad. Mint.

He looked decent in the World Cup, so would be a good buy for £3m I think. But yeah, just fucking get it done man, £3m is pennies.

Getting to the stage where I wish Wolves would fuck off now.

Still can't quite believe this is happening. Best manager we've had since Bobby, and the best we could possibly wish to have and we won't give him any money, despite us having more money than we've ever had to spend. Even for Ashley this is a new level of stupidity / pig headed arrogance.

Looks like he's been on loan in Spain for the past 2 seasons. Maybe VI could provide us with an opinion on him?

It's profits that are down though. They still made profit, it's not like they're suddenly going to go under and Ashley will be penniless.

Daniel Storey replied to one of my tweets saying that his family are from Newcastle, which is probably why he writes so well about us. It's worth looking up his previous articles on us / Ashley. I find them almost therapeutic. Then 5 minutes later the anger sets in again.

Love a bit of Daniel Storey. He gets it too, like many others. The only person who doesn't is the fat cunt at the top.

The Chronicle - 'The Magpies could kickstart their summer spending by off-loading Mitrovic.' Kickstart our summer spending by making a £4m profit. Mint.

Let's hope he's not just another Rolando Aarons.

This is fucking outrageous

Absolutely fucking outrageous. Shouldn't be surprised any more but it's just so infuriating to listen to this fucking nonsense every transfer window. We 'need to sell to buy' whilst the likes of fucking Fulham are splashing £20m - £30m on players. What is the point in supporting this club?

I think Rondon would be decent for us in Rafa's system, but our top striker target? Jesus christ.

Because they won't want to spend a load of money and then have a new manager next summer and not rate Kenedy at all then we are either stuck with him or have to shift him at a loss. That will be how they are looking at this window. By that logic no club would ever spend any money on players, as the majority of managers don't seem to last more than a season or two.