John P

Jesus wept, Jamie Vardy in an England squad. Doesn't get any lower than that, he's a non-league clogger for Christ's sake.

Is that a joke? Jamie Vardy?

If I'm being very picky, not a fan of the adidas logo being in the middle of the shirt as I'm not sure where the badge would go without looking weird? Still, it's obviously light years ahead of the shite puma produce.

I played blackjack (didn't have much clue what I was doing so used this to guide me completely - http://www.wikihow.com/Sample/Blackjack-Cheat-Sheet). Started off by doing £1 bets for the first 20 rounds (ie to complete the offer) then £5 bets. Got up to £90 and then withdrew everything.

Will it just have no badge at all then?

Looks like that could be great. Will they not have bother with the club and puma if they use the club crest and stuff though?

Players hopefully told him not to bother coming in today, they'll sort it out.

The number of times he dallied on the ball and was caught in possession on Saturday was unreal, it happened at least 3 times in the first 10 minutes. As everyone has said, absolutely criminal that he's starting ahead of Anita and Abeid. I just don't understand it, it's not like he offers something that they don't in terms of physical attributes, and if anyone at the club sat down and analysed all the set pieces he's taken this season they'd realise he actually contributes nothing at all. Don't we have staff whose job it is to perform video and statistical analysis? Surely they are pointing out that he's absolute gash?

Tony Gale. He's an utter cockwomble. Cannot f***ing stand that prick. One of the 'proper football man' types who is clearly thick as pig s*** and waffles on and on about getting men in the box etc etc Isn't he the resident Pardhoop licker extraordinare? Yeah he loves a bit of Pards. Says it all about him really.

Tony Gale. He's an utter cockwomble. Cannot fucking stand that prick. One of the 'proper football man' types who is clearly thick as pig shit and waffles on and on about getting men in the box etc etc

So has he worked wonders with Rayo? Are they punching above their weight in mid-table?

Is everyone just loving the idea of Jemez because he seems like a mad bastard, or is it based on them rating him as a manager?

Yeah? Managed to hype yourself up for the CL final? Good man. Seventh in my lifetime, gotta look for fresh angles. Seven Champions League finals Did you care more about the 1st than the 6th?

Hope you're right, I'm still scarred from the last time we played an European final against an Italian team. It's been a tough life full of disappointment for you man, my heart goes out to you. VI keeps getting stick for this Think we have to remember that it's all relative. Like Arsenal fans complaining about Wenger, despite qualifying for the Champions League for the umpteenth time in a row and probably winning consecutive FA Cups

Let's entertain the fact that this story may have an ounce of truth in it for a moment. What sort of player is he VI? Strengths / weaknesses? Its above you Sorry, missed that

Let's entertain the fact that this story may have an ounce of truth in it for a moment. What sort of player is he VI? Strengths / weaknesses?

There haven't been any pens at all at sjp. Indicative of both our lack of ability to get the ball in the opposition box and lack of determination to prevent the opposition walking it in at the other end. Must be pretty rare to go a whole season without a single penalty awarded at a ground? Well, now we can guarantee we'll concede one which will be scored to send us down. Absolutely, thank me later.

There haven't been any pens at all at sjp. Indicative of both our lack of ability to get the ball in the opposition box and lack of determination to prevent the opposition walking it in at the other end. Must be pretty rare to go a whole season without a single penalty awarded at a ground?

Yep, it was a load of bollocks and there's absolutely no chance he'll be coming here.

Has there been a penalty awarded at St James' this season, either for us or the opposition? Can't remember a single one.

Thought he was really poor on Saturday and has been for a while. Often when we had the ball moving forward he was just stood on the halfway line / hiding behind a West Brom player. He also couldn't be arsed to track back a lot of the time either. Looks like he can't wait to get away to be honest, which is fair enough, but the lack of effort he showed on Saturday was unacceptable.

I'm guessing this is a Pardew quote?

Excellent post mate.

He was raging that De Jong came on first instead of Armstrong too. He had a few touches of the ball but 5 minutes later Mills was saying 'what has De Jong done since he came on, has he even touched the ball? I don't think he's the right person to bring on in this situation at all, he's not going to graft and work.' Armstrong then came on, predictably touched the ball about twice and did nothing and only then did Mills shut the fuck up about it, which was after about 85 minutes. It was fucking torture man.