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I’ve been doing exactly the same to my missus Except my text says Michelle Collins not Alexis

Said this before myself To play for Sir Edward of Howe you have to run through walls, game after game after game after game And our thin squad means you get very little respite Some players won’t fancy that at all. Or they’ll join and do it for a season or two then want to go somewhere they don’t have to do it anymore

Suds crunches the numbers to create a long list A Howe watches players play and refines long list, also asks around to suss out their personalities and attitude E Howe gives Suds and A Howe thumbs up or thumbs down on each player on his long list Wilson taps the players agent and does the deal with the players club Yasir sorts the lowey N-O posters cry out in horror about how the player is shite and we’ve overpaid Howe coaches player Player is class We win things

Just slap it on the credit card and worry about it later

Millions of billions

Could have got better value signing a deal with a financial services company that no-one's heard of from somewhere that no-one's heard of rather than a household name like Visa. I've done some research and there's a crypto organisation I've seen in Central America who are completely off the radar but have great stats. Why aren't we signing them up as sponsors rather than a proven company like Visa. Am raging at this Visa news.

We’ll never find out obvz, but I often wonder how many of the “moan for 30 mins, pint on 35, moan for another 30 mins, leave on 80 brigade” have had to put in any effort to get their tickets for that game I for one, am not going through the rigmarole of online queues and F5ing plus whatever other shite NUFC put in my way and the cost of ticket, just to stand on a concourse slurping minging fake Spanish lager

Same happens with me and Michael McIntyre

I think it's better to look at what he's done at Forest, a club who are comparable to ourselves and will be competing for similar talent, rather than batshit mental Rangers signing players for their dogshit league

Heyyyyyyyyyy Ross Wilson, Ooh Ahhh, I wanna knowwwwwwww, Are you a nerd like Suds

Only game I've had to resort to F5ing for since season 23/24 was Barca Was a soul destroying ball ache but it worked, despite the club fucking around with secret ballots and the other stunts they pulled that week

I'm exactly the same. Work on a PC all day, work from home, can make myself available for general sale and to do fuckloads of F5ing when needed Only game I've failed to get tickets for since the takeover was Cup Final 2025. And I tried every possible angle available to me to source one, including tapping up my pals at EE, Sky, Adidas etc etc As it turned out, by missing Wembley, I had possibly the best few days of my life on a European road trip. I got to mooch with Alan Shearer, two days after we’d won a cup. It was unreal. Moral of the story, being at the match isn’t always the most exciting option. Anyhow, after 4 years of constantly scrapping around for tickets it's now at the point where the monumental hassle of getting to every game, is starting to outweigh the enjoyment of going to the game. It can take hours upon hours upon hours of relentless persistence in front of a screen, just to spend 90 mins listening to some cunt in the row behind you slagging off our own players. And that happens way to often.

Emailed Supporter Services to ask if they had any advice given I’ve entered 33 ballots since Aug 24 and only won one (FUCKING BRADFORD) They just just replied with this:

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

That theory has been blown out of the water because any time someone posts an xG stat I reply saying they're a boring friendless nerd who lives at home with their mam and they've never ever touched a lady in her delicate parts And I've never had a warning, so Admin don't seem to want to stick up for their own in that instance

I called them "little slugs with no personalities" The rain nonces that is, not Michael McIntyre

Someone reported me to Admin for saying mean things about Michael McIntyre. It's fine for Barnsey to be a meme, or the word nonce to be used 3,684 times on the forum. But slagging off a floppy haired unfunny middle class twat was simply going to far.

Agree. Ain't no one stopping me from singing along to ‘What Your Mama Don’t See (Your Mama Don’t Know)’ by Gary Glitter when I'm cruising past Sacred Heart High School of a lunchtime

The water used to cool the servers is easily balanced out by the amount of piss and tears expelled by the chicken little doom mongers

How much water do they use compared to someone who isn’t me whacking themselves off over Michelle Collins videos on YouTube for approximately 90 seconds

Where’s the data in the graph from ? As it stands, it’s just a graph with no context in terms of its source. Which makes it of little value If we know where the data is from we can have a decent discussion about its merits

But how much water will I use by ranting on an internet form about how much I hate Coldplay, Michael McIntyre, Sketchers and xG

Sames, I only went into Asda’s yesterday for a 10 slab of Fosters but I ended up buying Take A Break magazine as I went through the till, happens every time

Sames babes

So was Elliot Anderson, doesn’t mean we’re a step closer to re-signing him Soz to piss on your chips like, obvz