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Did I just see Madonna looking bored and chewing on some nuts

Don’t we all

West Ham currently monitoring Isak

As George Orwell so eloquently wrote in Animal Farm…. “It was for everybody else’s sake that the Premier League had to put rules in place that stop anyone apart from Liverpool, Man Utd, Arsenal, Man City, Chelsea and Tottenham from spending loads of money. Do you know what would happen if we failed in our duty? You’d all do a Portsmouth !":

Instead of writing complex algorithms Suds could just lurk on N-O, some of the data crunchers and elite scouts round these parts are better at target identification than a supercomputer will ever be

No way Jose He can look like Catweazle and still be a baller bagsman xG annihilating inverted triple pivot number 10

Fucking shit = yes Entirely predictable = no

Everything would have been rosy if only we’d not signed Wissa and we’d signed Hindsight instead

I get the feeling you’re a glass half full kinda dude yeah ?

BBC continuing to bang the drum about touts, bots and unhappy fans Also interesting that the average age of a match going Chelsea fan is 59 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/czrpk5d53rmo

The perfect manager for the journey we’re on It’s uncharted territory for him and relatively uncharted territory for NUFC He’ll make mistakes, but as long as he learns from them that’s fine His calmness, meticulous attention to detail, willingness to improve himself and his loyalty and respect for his players, club and staff are a rarity in the modern era In an industry that’s riddled with self absorbed charlatans seeking a pay off, he’s a shining beacon of humility and commitment Who knows how far he’s capable of taking us, but I am so up for finding out Eddie, will you marry me ?

I got 99 problems but Big Nick ain’t one

Malik Phwoar

Schar coming up my bum wouldn’t feel weird

Worrying

Smoke a fat half time bifta and chill out dude

Proper waxxa goal by Real Madrid there Made my willy tingle

There was a few times when I was grinding with lasses on the dancefloor at Dontino's that I struggled with my clarity due to swelling

Don't shoot the messenger, but apparently Dr Chopitoff is booked in at the Nuffield to carry out a left leg amputation later this week

Yesterday’s capitulation was a negative and right now I need two positives, one to cancel out the negative and another one so I can have a positive.

I’m not sure like Seeing that xG wankfest was worse than when I got home early from cricket practice and walked in on my nana and granda watching one of my Jenna Jameson DVD’s

Fuck me I’ve died and gone to xG hell

Can’t decide what’s worse Another agonising injury time defeat and Tino probably exploding his knee Or the lingering stench of them loaded chips that people sit and munch in their seats when the game’s on