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Cos all of Frogs stars are fading away It’s hard not to worry They’re all overpaid They miss penalties And lose every game Stop crying you tart now
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As Rita Mae Brown so eloquently wrote: “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results” Although for Amorim, I think we need to go with: “Side splitting, thigh slapping, ROFL’ing hilarity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”
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I for one, will be devastated when they sack him
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You’ve answered your own question in your answer Did the team create many goal scoring chances ? Discuss amongst yourselves like normal people who have experienced copulation at some point in your lives It doesn’t need some Lawrence Logic piping up with “I think you’ll find if you look at the xG stats that they created 3.8 high quality chances but didn’t actually manage to project the sphere with a circumference of 68 to 70 centimeters and a weight between 410 and 450 grams when fully inflated to 0.6–1.1 bar into the taut yet flexible mesh structure, typically made of high-tenacity polypropylene or polyethylene fibers, woven into a hexagonal or square pattern”
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All xG tells you is if the person quoting it has an active sex life or not
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Saying it’s legal is no defence, smoking is legal and it’s both highly addictive and devastating to the smokers health. Similar applies to alcohol. For me gambling is a vice that’s been allowed to spread like an out of control wildfire. It’s addictive, it’s socially acceptable, it’s highly promoted and the marketing is impossible to avoid. And for those with a gambling problem there’s no physical warning signs that allow people to spot that someone is an abuser or an addict. Because of gambling apps on phones it’s probably the most accessible and easiest to hide of all of the common addictions.
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You on about me or Martin O’Neill ?
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Can I just shock you, I like Martin O’Neill
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Newcastle United vs. Arsenal: 28/09/25 @ 16:30 (Sky Sports)
bobbydazzla replied to HaydnNUFC's topic in Football
Would give me great pleasure to stick it up the Arse on a Sunday afternoon -
Barca were making noises about taking their kit “in house”, then Nike got the heebie jeebies and offered them a fuckload of cash not to do it
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We’ll have a fucking massive stadium raking in a fucking fortune compared to SJP FUCK PSR
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It’s just a plain fucking yellow square with a plain fucking logo in it Its about as offensive as a cheese and pickle sandwich H8rz gonna h8
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These days that’s called doing a Chelsea When you’re so completely exempt from ever facing any PSR punishment that you can sell a hotel to yourself and you don’t even need to bother with a shirt sponsor
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I want to build a holiday house I expect it'll cost £500,000 When the house is built, it'll generate money because people will pay to go there. My other smaller, older, less attractive holiday house in the area is fully booked all year round and has been for years I'm sitting on a fuckload of savings, some is invested and some is cash in the bank. There's enough to pay for building a £500,000 house outright But I'm not ploughing a huge chunk of my savings into the house build Mortgage rates are relatively low and I'll be able to get a mortgage easily I'll put some cash from savings into the house. I'll borrow some money from the bank at a good rate. I'll continue to invest some of my savings. I'll keep some savings available as cash for liquidity purposes When the house is built I'll get income from the visitors and I can use that plus profit from my investments and my savings to pay off the mortgage It's not rocket science lads and lasses
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bUt eVeRyOnE SaYs PiF aRen’T IntEreStEd iN pUtTiNg mONeY iNtO NUfC anYmoRe
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What have vegetable growing patches in London got to do with NUFC ?
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Aye, like always going to Coldplay gigs to complain about Chris Martin wearing shit shoes when the reality is that his shoes aren't the problem, I'm just no longer able to muster any positivity about Coldplay and haven't felt positively about Coldplay since after Parachutes but I can't face the cold hard truth and admit it And I've been watching Coldplay since they played tiny shows, so woe betide anyone who suggests maybe it’d be better to let someone else have my seat and I could do something better with my time
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I love pissing and moaning, some of my best hours of the day are spent ranting about shit that I hate. Like Coldplay and Michael McIntyre and Sketchers I liked Coldplay's first album but they've been fucking shit since then, in my opinion But I wouldn't pay money to go and watch every Coldplay show just to sit and piss and moan about how all of their tunes since Parachutes have been shit Or go on a Coldplay forum to piss and moan about what a pretentious twat Chris Martin is and how I wish they'd signed Dave Grohl to be their singer instead Judge Ramsey once he's in the side. Judge his fitness record when his injury wasn't a result of getting clattered Don't piss and moan before the lads even been given a chance
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It's not just this forum, there's plenty of people like that in the ground who are at every home game but attend just to do nothing but piss and moan about players, management and tactics for a couple of hours Relentlessly negative told you so whinging arseholes
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Howay man Stiffy, that wouldn’t happen. Check yasel before ya wreck yasel. It’s only a few seasons since we last had paper tickets and it was absolutely fine then In fact it was much quicker to get into the ground than since we got the digital tickets
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Organisation who might wish to commission a huge multi billion quid construction project may seek finance to fund the huge multi billion quid construction project THE SHOCK THE HORROR