bobbydazzla

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I know most of you lads and lasses have been on tenterhooks wondering what the latest developments are in Bobby Dazzla's quest for tickets against the Evil Ballot Overlords of NUFC Well it's another 2 x ballot failures this week Taking my running total to 30 failures in 31 applications since Aug 2024. And the win was Bradford, a low demand game I couldn't even go to

ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR ITS HAPPENED AGAIN want that ringing round the stadium at tinnitus inducing decibels as we go 4 up after 5 mins

Aye, in me scratcher

Big Willy Style

He might be a great player, but he's also ballbag and a twatsman He's been at LFC for a couple of months and already Slot is calling him out publicly for acting like a dick Sometimes a club will need to be mindful of character over ability, particularly if you have a small tight knit squad like we do

Has to despise xG, Coldplay, Michael McIntyre and Sketchers Anything else can be moulded to fit

I05,000 people in the Benfica ballot queue and 661 tickets already listed for sale on Seatpick Glad to see the NUFC anti-bot touting clampdown is going as well as one would expect

Aye, it's not going to form the basis of an academic research paper on Statistics and Probability in the Age of Ballot Software Algorithms But if the usual N-O suspects who always get general sale tickets, also get really low ballot success %'s vs people who only ever get tickets in the ballot, then it's food for thought innit Or there might be absolutely no correlation and I'm just paranoid

That's exactly why I'm curious about comparing ballot success rates for people who are / aren't consistently getting general sale tickets Maybe the club feels it's fairer if the software is programmed to deprioritise the ballot for members who are always successful in the 10am sales

Don't imagine it's that difficult, quick bit of Googling shows that ticket balloting software usually has prioritisation or weighted randomness capabilities

What about last season ? I'm curious as to whether people who consistently get general sale / resale tickets are also getting lower than average ballot success

For this season and last, if you don't get a ticket in the ballot, do you still get a ticket through general sale / resale ?

Season 23/24 with no member general sale meant ballot success was higher But it was either ballot success or Which was worse than what we have now, in my opinion. If you take the bots and touts out of the equation obvz.

I'm going to sign up to a Mags membership with the name Touty McCuntface Worth the £40 just to see if they even notice

Because I'm a nerd locked in a guerrilla war with NUFC ticketing I went back and looked at all of my ballot entries and results since we switched to the current system at the start of last season. I apply for 1 x standard ticket. IT'S TRAGIC. If I wasn't clued up on how to get general sale and ST resale tickets then I wouldn't have attended a game in 13 months.

BBC running with another investigative article about how endemic Premier League ticket abuse is. Think it's the 3rd article in a week. Brighton actually invited the BBC in to see how they're trying to tackle ticketing abuse. Employing specialist people, utilising AI tech etc. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c98en3pzrw5o

Shanarchy

Tough crowd

Hopefully Ramsey will too, he looked lively going forward in the limited glimpse we saw of him

One of my lasses OAP aunties is a massive lifelong Bradford fan so I’d ask her what’s changed, but she does everyone’s head in with her incessant jabbering so I don’t want to poke the beast The aunty that is, not my lass, obvz

£100m worth of attacker signings both being crocked for 2 months means a big chunk of the fortune we spent is not able to raise any ceilings right now

You’ve lost possession of your punctuation, no offence

When him and Tindall were stood on the touchline chatting tactics and Eddie had his arm loosely draped over Tindall’s shoulder, did anyone else contemplate all that those boys have been through together in their lives and then feel a surge of pride in their loins. Or was it just me.