bobbydazzla

The wanking claw

@Fak I think he means us

I’m not claiming to be ITK or owt, but I can read the vibes in the room so I just stuck a monkey on Eddie being the next one to make his way to the dole queue Win / win for me

Are you flirting with me ?

If Arry Redknapp is the answer, then the only question can be “what drugs are you on?”

Doesn’t feel like it to me Would take 3 points at Bournemouth in a Sunday 2pm kick off over a trophy win, not gonna lie

Two of our rivals for the CL positions only getting a point each is good, non ?

What was something good that happened recently ? Everything is shit

Drawnmouth

Need a win to save our season

Point away from home and a 3rd consecutive away clean sheet against a top side who are also our bogey team who’ve also got off to a flying start this term. Can’t complain about that

FUCK VAR

FUCK FLAME THROWERS ITS NOT THE FUCKING WRESTLING MAN FUCK MODERN FOOTBALL

If that’s the line up then Howe has clearly got confused and he thinks we’re playing Bradford today

Big Bad Bournemouth are coming to get us. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Sin bins in football would not be great. Fuck sin bins. They have no place in association football. No offence

Thousands of twitching ringpieces in the living rooms of Hertfordshire right now

Would love to know how much glue you’d have to huff to think a game at Old Trafford where Man Utd are winning would be abandoned

Ooooooh, things you love to see… The cabbage patch kid getting an early bath

Why have VAR ?

Aye. But the question was, how does a chip in an Adidas ball help with automated offsides

Adidas' contribution to semi-automated offside technology (SAOT) involves its connected ball technology, which uses an inertial measurement unit (IMU) sensor within the ball to track its precise position and movement. This data, combined with optical player tracking from stadium cameras and AI, automatically flags offside alerts to VAR officials, helping them make faster, more accurate decisions