bobbydazzla

What’s the point in us having the Osula song if Eddie never plays him ?

Life was easier when it was just moaning about Ciaran Clark getting sent off early doors against Norwich in a relegation 6 pointer It’s the hope of beating the best teams in the world in the Champions League that kills you

PARKLIFE !

The names may change, the charges may change, but my defence lawyer’s flame never dies

Just watched that Asprilla video and now I feel like I've hoovered a massive slug of columbian bugger dust I FEEL IT. I LIVE IT. I SNIFF IT.

Canny little wankstation you've got set up there like I've got similar, but with Cindy Beale and Pat Butcher

I'm pure chillsy me like I was born for nights like these

Paully slurping a lunchtime pint of minging fake Spanish beer, whilst showing off his black n white anal beads What a time to be alive

Would a manager who brought success to arch rivals Sporting be warmly welcomed by Benfica fans ? I don’t know enough about whether that sort of move has happened before and I can’t be arsed to look it up and go down that rabbit hole either

Heyyyyy Yoane Wissa Ooh aah I wanna knowwww If you’re Calum Wilson

Exactly Their refusal to communicate is more infuriating than the change in process And as an aside, the reason we have so many bots and touts is because they sell unlimited, unvetted memberships with tickets that can be transferred via email and the chickens have come home to roost

If your dogging pals colleague from school applied for 3 x tickets in the original ballot and then got one of the “next in line” emails that were sent out y’day, then that would explain it

Well that can’t possibly be right, because the email people received on Monday said they were next in line in the ballot. And the ballot is totally random isn’t it ? And the club wouldn’t lie about that would they ? And the club wouldn’t change a ticket buying process behind the scenes without telling anyone they were changing the ticket buying process, would they ? And the club don’t black ball people who email them to complain about ballots, so the black balled member enters 50 ballots and the only one they win is Bradford in the cup, would they ? Nothing to see here, move along now ladies and gentlemen, nothing to see here, move along now…

The box office don’t even know what’s going on and they’re the ones that run the fucking dogshit system and have decided to change the ticket buying rules without telling anyone So what chance of us punters got of trying to work out what’s happening

I'm angry that they're doing all this without telling anyone that they're doing it. If they'd bother their arses to communicate with members at least we'd know where we stood There was ST resales popping up last night, so people who weren't in the 2nd group and had been F5ing for ages in the hope of a ticket, they've missed out on those despite putting them in their baskets I got an ST resale on the afternoon of the PSG game, so there's always a chance. But there's zero chance if they've blocked your account

We're just not in the 2nd group So we can't see the 700 available seats that someone in the 2nd group can see right now. And I also think we now can't see any ST resales that come up But last night we could see ST resales and if you got one in a basket you couldn't buy it As a test, put one of the £800 hospitality tickets in your basket as they're always visible, you'll see that a message pops up to say you're not eligible to buy a ticket

The club have said fuck all. Just suspended shitloads of accounts without explanation or warning yesterday. Can put a ticket in your basket, but it won't let you buy it unless you were selected in the "2nd ballot" Spoke to the Box Office to ask when member accounts would be unblocked now the "2nd ballot" seat selection window has closed Box office said accounts won't be unblocked, there will be no ST resale available to most members for this game. You either get selected by a ballot, or you can't buy a ticket

Nice touch that the club have blocked a huge amount of members accounts as of yesterday, without any prior warning, to prevent us from buying ST resale tickets for the Barcelona game So the process that they officially outlined for this game, the same daft process we have to follow for every match, actually doesn't apply to this game. You either win via a ballot or you're not allowed to buy a ticket And at no point has this change in process, or the blocking of member accounts, been officially communicated to anyone

Haahahahahhahha. As if the Premier League will ever apply PSR rules to Man Utd. HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA. That's a thigh slapper. What a hoot.

They should also put a block on any new memberships being sold whilst they sort this wider ticketing shambles out and go through a thorough process of weeding out the touts with bots But they won’t

From the Hope article... In an email seen by Daily Mail Sport and including four members of staff across ticketing, security and safeguarding, it is stated that the ‘usual two groups’ will be attending a home match. It lists third-party tour operators Premiership Experience, of Glasgow, and PE5 Sports Tours, of Edinburgh, as the providers and two schools in Scotland as the recipients.

Plenty of reselling is being done my large scale touting companies who hoover up shitloads of the member tickets in the ballot and resale If you pass on their details and the club actually shows any interest in bothering its arse to cancel the membership of the offender, then the tout can just sign up again with different details for £40 It's one of the reasons why unlimited, unvetted memberships for an event that never fails to sell out and where tickets can be emailed between people, is a touts wet dream The scam has been obvious to anyone with half a brain cell who knows how the ticket buying process at NUFC works