bobbydazzla

sounds like an annoying cunt but not as annoying as your misuse of the word “too” no offence

I for one, am delighted that two of our big money new recruits are both immediately out of action for 4-6 weeks after barely kicking a ball for NUFC Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

I couldn’t name you a single player that played for Wolves today. Not a single one Does this make me a bad person ?

With a Wissa bit of luck His sore knee will be alright Holler with the rinsin' sound Holler with the rinsin' sound Holler with the rinsin' sound Holler with the rinsin' sound

Pewa feels like wuz got beat, kill iz

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Oh aye, I can well imagine that the club would know but have turned a blind eye Only scenario I think they'd have got involved to clamp down on it would have been if it was creating security issues with vocal away fans in home seats

The travel company could have just created 45 fake names and bought the lot that way when there was loads available under Ashley. Even when we were a shit a school trip to watch a premier league match is still likely to be appealing for most kids, especially neutrals We have absolutely no vetting of who buys tickets. All you need is an email address My dog has even got an active NUFC ticketing account so I can get friends ST’s transferred to me when I’ve already bought a ticket in my own name

A touting company could easily own 45 season tickets in one area of the ground with the sole purpose of selling them as a job lot every game to make profit The biggest issue for me, which has been raised in previous posts, is the steadfast refusal from NUFC to reveal anything about the breakdown of tickets in the ground and how they are allocated game by game amongst ST’s, member ballots, member general sale and corporate And their refusal to provide any transparency makes people quite understandably draw the conclusion that the club have something they’re trying to hide It really does feel like there’s a significant groundswell of fan frustration building after a few seasons of fans, especially members, having the piss taken out of them by NUFC and just getting rinsed for their cash

Sold out is a misnomer I could be sat here right now with an ST thinking I’m up to my eyeballs in gak and I’m on the starting line of an all nighter and there’s no way I’m off to the match tmrw given the state I’ll be in so I’ll sell my season ticket via the official NUFC resale channel because I’m no snidey tout

To be fair, if one of my kids said they were going to follow the makems I’d happily send them to a £40k a year school in Aberdeen where they’d probably get nonced

The amount of high quality drugs someone who isn’t me could buy for £40k per year and this gadge is spending it on his kids school. The mind boggles

The smart move is to go to private school in Dundee

Only if you’re free at 10am on a Monday every couple of weeks, can be in front of a computer, are able to jump the queue, can navigate the dogshit NUFC online system that regularly crashes and if you haven’t had your account secretly blocked by NUFC because they think you’re a tout And then once you’ve done all that you’ve got a mouse finger so fast you can beat a load of bots in putting a ticket in your basket Piece of piss really

Paid member

Breath stinks of onions

I bet she’s fit enough though aye

Did you come home from work early and find Jacob Ramsey balls deep in your mam or summat ?

Don’t let the facts get in the way of an unfounded negative opinion online

When we played Fulham away in the cup last year I took a stroll past the exact spot where Jill Dando got whacked so I could check out the murder scene. My pal lives on the next road along

Correct. Was married to a lass from Whitley Bay

Nope

Famous American musician on the mooch in New York in 2004, loves the Toon Answers on the back of a postcard please

Fancy a sweepstake on him getting injured in Sept and how many months he’ll be out for ?