bobbydazzla

Bruno, Ponteland. Joelinton, Ponteland. Joao Pedro, London sometimes Brighton, so different locations for different....needs

I'm sure you're very good at your job, I didn't mean to offend, I was just being a smartarse for cheap laughs

Well aye, that applies to every single person who pays to go in the ground whether they're a member or an ST No one is forced to renew their ST or buy their member tickets, as far as I'm aware

It’s not the £40 that’s the biggest financial issue for members It’s that over two seasons they’ve increased ticket prices by 25% and ST’s have risen by 10% And game by game tickets were already inflated compared to ST’s And The Athletic article mentioned that it had been tough on ST’s because they’d had a 5% increase since last season but didn’t mention that member tickets had increased by double that Neither situation is good, but members are the ones getting rinsed of their cash more aggressively than ST’s are and the article didn’t include that info

I’m not sure what you mean… I want to go to every home game and I get tickets for every game, by hook or by crook The price per game for the cheapest ticket is between £55-58 So let’s say £1100 a season just for the league, in the cheapest seats Which is 25% more than it was 2 seasons ago Plus my £40 membership

My choice would be to buy a season ticket so it costs me less money each season, I get the same seat every game, I don't have to fuck about with ballots or online queues or F5ing every couple of weeks, I get priority for cup finals, I get priority for cup games and I get the chance of going to away games. I'd swap my situation with yours in a heartbeat But alas, the club won't let me. And they keep jacking up the prices of match by match tickets at double the % increase of ST's, without giving us anything back in return

I’ve also secretly had my account suspended a few times, so I could put tickets in my basket but not buy them. Reasons given by the box office after waiting an hour for them to pick up the phone: You've got too many Friends & Family linked accounts (I had 10) You've tried to pay with a debit card when you've previously bought tickets with a credit card No reason at all, you've just had your account blocked I quite like that they've black balled me. Makes me feel like an outlaw.

Do we think there's perhaps a teeny weeny chance that there's a link between me emailing a couple of senior people at the club in autumn 2023 to say I thought ballots were a shit idea and me never winning any ballots since autumn 2023

Looking at the available info on my NUFC account, which only shows me as far back as 28th March 2024, I've had no wins in 50 ballot applications Beat that if you can

I thought it was interesting in The Athletic article that they mentioned Season Ticket holders had borne the brunt of a 5% price increase But there was no mention of the 25% price rise that members have had to stomach over the last 2 seasons. Or the £40 we have to pay just for the privilege of being able to try and buy a ticket, with no guarantee you'll ever get one Ever get the feeling you've been cheated ?

No way, I actually did that as a tattoo down my left forearm: Help What’s Going On Some Girls Love Blood Sugar Sex Magic Nevermind Rumours Nevermind The Bollocks I Never Loved A Man The Way I Loved You Goodbye

Ladies, leave your man at home, The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown, And all you fellas, leave your girl with her friends, Cos he’s our CEO and his name is Hoppy, Hoppy

Tell me you don’t work in marketing without telling me you don’t work in marketing

He’s got a dogs lipstick tattoo on the palm of his hand

Bigger than a CD case, easily

I’ve tattoos of album covers and song lyrics and my dog I’m not orthodox, I don’t live by “the rules”

Halal an Shishar

Newcafe United or Alan’s Shishar I’ve just trademarked them both in Saudi

But you’d rather have had Ashley, aye ?

Mike Ashley wouldn’t even have got as far as putting his cock inside, never mind having the balls to fuck

I think a lot will depend on his attitude and how that might affect his ability to put in the effort it takes to reach the very top of the game It's been well documented that he can be a twat off the pitch

I've often wondered who was behind the creation of Napoleon Dynashite And now you have revealed yourself I doff my cap to you and your involvement in a longstanding piece of N-O folklore

I do think think that some players, including Isak in this, will come here and the way we play and train will have them thinking "nah, fuck that" after a season or two You're expected to constantly run through walls pressing and PSR means our squad depth isn't big enough to share the load across a big pool of players. I imagine our training sessions are extremely intense, both physically and mentally Isak certainly wasn't up to it beyond 60 mins and Gordon is gassed beyond 60 mins too. They have the pace but not the stamina. They can have less intense physical demands put on them by playing elsewhere. Whereas compare to Sandro or Bruno or even BDB, who can maintain high levels of stamina across the full 90 mins. Not surprising they're thriving under Sir Edward of Howe