bobbydazzla

I'd be very surprised if Mr Qi Xiao is even been a real person Piece of piss to set up a fake account for touting, only chance of working out the who's behind the account would be the payment method. And I reckon that could be covered up too My dog's got a supporter number and has been to a few games when I've got ST transfers from people after I'd already bought a ticket in my own name

Nowt weird about hating those things, they’re all fucking awful

PSR VAR Refs with mics Jumbo LED’s Flashing stadium lights Flame throwers xG Social media transfer wankers False 9’s Double pivots Trademark goal celebrations Players lying down behind the wall Music after goals Half time player interviews Players covering their mouths when they speak Squad numbers above 30 Ref picking the ball off the plinth One club ex-players commentating on their own teams Socks with holes in Punters filming the game on their phone Hate the fucking lot of it It’s just meant to be 22 players on a field trying to stick a ball in a net

Google says: Performance bonuses for the loan player are typically paid by the loaning club, as they sign up to the local bonus scheme So they’d need to agree with the loaned player what a new scheme would be even if the salary remains the same

Agreeing what they’ll pay him during the loan would be my guess

Since the takeover we’ve brought in a mix of PL proven players and players from overseas and so far have a very, very good track record of bringing in good players We clearly do our homework and get it right

Who cares where they come in from A good player is a good player, forever

Have the NUFC Makina Choristers remixed the lyrics to Bruno In The Middle yet. Or has it been dropped from their 160bpm songbook If it’s been dropped then maybe Isak going on strike isn’t such a bad thing

Tune in Friday nights to see Bayern win the league again!

xG nonces incoming in 5,4,3,2,1…..

Try googling smeg

Oh dear, how sad, nevermind

Unless you reckon Eddie can coach a bag containing £150m of bills to score goals, then Isak’s gannin neewhere

Our main man in Saudi gifted Lil Wayne a $60,000 kettle and a $200,000 Lambo just to apologise for Lil Wayne being questioned at Saudi customs

Shagger has blown his beans

Of course some other clubs will do what they can to stifle our progress by not selling us players, or gazumping us They don’t want good players to go to a team who are pushing the established noses out of the trough That’s not even a conspiracy theory it’s just common business sense. We’re a potential threat to their revenue so they need to minimise that threat

I woulda got away with it too, if it wasn’t for my meddling agent

Double woosh I knew exactly that you hadn’t heard it somewhere else, there’s no way on this earth you could have heard a theory as mental as that anywhere other than reading it in here last night Actually, if you’re a script writer for Scooby Doo you might have heard it at work, I’ll concede that

Gimme a V Gimme an A Gimme an R Gimme a D Gimme a Y What have you got ?

It was in this thread last night, that’s probably where you heard it And it’s the nonsensical ramblings of someone who’s taken it way too far with their intake of psychoactive drugs