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Alex (if you’re lurking) can I have your dealers number cos you’ve been on some mind bending gear the last month

But PSR keeps the league competitive

Moral of the story: Don’t dance like a daft cunt with your teammates because VAR

You on about Chelsea or Man Utd ?

Get in Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast ‘aaaaaaaaaaaaaam

That’s Chelsea kit is fucking minging And a team untroubled by PSR also doesn’t even need the bunce from a main shirt sponsor again this season. It’s almost as if they’re exempt. Whodathunkit

Me too. Reading the comments sections is like reading Plato

Isak thinks he's one of the best strikers in the world and he should be playing for a huge club earning £300,000 a week, but Isak also thinks he was only worth £100m to NUFC with 3 years left on his contract

Is this how online grooming starts ?

I proper loved He-Man and Battle Cat when I was a kid like Used to bounce around my Nana's tiny little kitchen shouting "By the power of Grayskull! I have the power!" and my Nana would try and dodge out of the way of my plastic sword whilst I pretended she was Skeletor

Fortunately hardly anyone reads the Chronicle because their website is utter dogshit

His movement between different clubs isn't sluggish, that's for sure. He's on the road to a new location more often than The Littlest Hobo

This is you at IoW 1970 in your rock n roll festival heyday ain't it...

We put this festival on, you bastards, with a lot of love! We worked for one year for you pigs! And you wanna break our walls down and you wanna destroy it? Well you go to hell!

Austen Shakespeare dropping a good news bomb. Drink it in on the Beeb (for those who couldn't face clicking on the Ronigurl link) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd0dp5klyjzo

First album was a punky southern rock banger with massive 70's influences. It sounded like cocaine and whisky and humid redneck drinking dens and loose women Although I can see why some people might not like the singers screechier moments Then they get a taste for the dolla dolla bills y'all and start churning out MoR stadium rock for people who wear Sketchers Fucking sell outs man

That phenomenon is called "doing a Coldplay"

Put yourself in the shoes of the plane watchers Is it better for middle aged men to watch planes on Flightradar all day, or to sit in their bedroom at their mams house wanking over the lingerie section of the Freemans catalogue all day That was a rhetorical question

Chill out man, Vardy got this

Ipso facto. Trust received, responsibility given and taken

Kings of Leon ?

New leaf, et cetera. Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty, satisfaction